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586; watch Frogus Prostrate him self
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587. Count to 999 in 999 languages
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588: one

589: två

590: trois

591: fir

592: cenque

(the spelling is incorrect on most of them... so what!! sue me :p )
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593 Forgetting Spanish, the only other language I know besides English. (seis ;) )
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.

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594 Prepare to delete/blow up Tybaltus' Hilltop Tavern :D

595 Doing calculations of whose going to lose many posts and seeing where they end up. :D (Heres the current count: Total Posts: 7,908
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596. Realize loosing 61 posts is ok.... I'll be at 1000 still....

597. Bride Tyb to delete the posts in the hangman game. Just to wreck Kam's winning streak.
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598. Bump this thread, for it LIVES AGAIN~!
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599. Go to sleep
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600: try to stare down a stuffed animal
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601. Try to figure out how Ty knew how many posts everyone had in his tavern. :confused: :o
602. Become very afraid at the implications of Ty knowing so much about the rest of us :eek: :p ;)

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603: tell Scayde that clicking the number in the 'replies' column gives the poster names and number of posts
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604: tell robnark that knowing Tyb's impulse to to crazy stuff he probably counted all the posts :p ;) :D
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605: roll eyes :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Robnark
605: roll eyes :rolleyes:
606: actually try to roll your eyes 360 degrees in the vertical direction..... :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: and not suceeding :p
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607 Wonder what will happen to this thread after it hits 999 things
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608: prepare my flesh-eating virus stocks for the occasion
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609 Endeavor to scrawl voluminous/preternatural communiques to perplex the hoi polloi the nonpareil I can. Hehehe
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610: yawn
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611. find 999 reasons NOT to do drugs (inspired by az)

612. watch the static on tv while trying to find a secret msg in it
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613; rearrenge the spices in your spice shelf, in alphabetical order


(if you allready did that, you need a hobby) :D
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