nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:33 pm

713. Read a book written by hunter s. thompson

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:53 am

Originally posted by Fairmaiden
711: Reveal that one is not a natural blonde...

712: say that ofcourse cheaters should be considered stereotypical blonds....

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:17 am

713 - Wash face in rice pudding.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 6:02 am

Entry 714...

...remove pudding from face using tweezers.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:40 am

717. Note that garaz used a number already used and screwed up everyone else

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:49 am

Originally posted by The Z
717. Note that garaz used a number already used and screwed up everyone else

715. Use the screwed up counting system just to ruffle Z's feathers.

716. Adopt a fatalistic outlook.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:51 am

720. Make note to Chanak that there are no feathers on me anymore after Bunny ate me

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:54 am

793498964: feel confused

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:56 am

Originally posted by The Z
720. Make note to Chanak that there are no feathers on me anymore after Bunny ate me

718. Surround Golem Z with feather pillows so memories will be stirred in his reanimated mind.

719. Persist in using the screwed up counting system as part of the new, fatalistic me. Also stop using smilies.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:15 am

724 : make everyone pay notice so that we don't get mixed up......

gee I can't seem to be able to edit my post before..... oh well, i'll just leave it like that.....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 8:58 pm

725. Tell Chanak that I do, in fact, still possess my memories

726. Give Chanak a box of chocolates for the mistress

727. Hope that I'm not killed again

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:07 pm

728. Tell Golem Z that the stitching on his neck is unraveling.

729. Allow Bunny to hang on to that picture of Z for the sentimental value.

730. Sit in a room by yourself. Say the following word aloud: "dog." Say it again....and again...and again. Notice that the more you say it, the more alien it begins to sound.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:11 pm

731. Feel sorry for Bunny and give her one of The Z's spare arms

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:13 pm

732 Decide on avatars

733 Have a conversation disguised as a way to kill boredom by using numbers at the beginning of each sentence.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:17 am

734; reveal that she IS really a blonde

735; have in between classes, surfing the internet

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:44 am

736. Get the flu and be miserable

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:07 am

737: feel sorry for Taco... I know teh feeling dude, been there had it... got better forgot about it and lived on until I got it again.... it's all one evl cycle....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 8:52 pm

738. Whimper

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:02 pm

739. Go find a nice rock to crawl under...but kick out the earthworms first.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:00 am

740: go to school *gasp* * gasp* can't breathe.....