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Originally posted by Nightmare
Hey, at least I can make a thought. You had your head cut off. :D
I transcend petty inconviences... :D :cool:
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Originally posted by Aegis
I transcend petty inconviences... :D :cool:


How? Does your furry Gnoll hide regrow you a head? Why would it want to, with how bad the old one was. :D :p
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Marathon response

Originally posted by Tybaltus
HA! Aegis is a kill-off! Just like Nippy and Dottie.

There does seem to be a patern of killing off SYMians. :D

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Well Aegis did look cool and menacing, so its all good.

Good episode.

What more can a guy ask for than a cool look and a cool death? :cool:

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And hubris....one of the big topics my dad talked about in his 8th grade english class...how about that?

Did he use decapitation as a visual aid? :D

Originally posted by RandomThug
Hey maybe Aegis's char smelled like poo, like mine...

Well he was a gnoll, so it's possible that he liked to roll in crap (like all dogs). ;)

Originally posted by Kameleon
Image

LOL Image Very evocative.

Originally posted by garazdawi
Ohh and love the slashing done by Kaggoth, pure genious

I never thought I’d hear Khaggoth and genius used in the same sentence, but still... :D

Originally posted by Nightmare
Hehe...Aegis got his head cut off.

Cool, huh? :cool:

Originally posted by Aegis
It is kind've funny, still... :D

You gotta admire a man who laugh at his own decapitation. :D
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Great comic, Kayless. ;)
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Especially because I can transcend death... :D

So, when's 'I Sage's' cameo? :D
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Originally posted by Nightmare
Great comic, Kayless. ;)

Any comic where I get to show a fellow SYMian coming to a horrible demise is good comic, I always say. ;)

Originally posted by Aegis
Especially because I can transcend death... :D

I suppose if someone were so inclined they could always resurrect Aegis the Fugly Gnoll.

Originally posted by Aegis
So, when's 'I Sage's' cameo? :D

What? You're not satisfied with being a headless gnoll? :p
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Originally posted by Kayless
Any comic where I get to show a fellow SYMian coming to a horrible demise is good comic, I always say. ;)


I suppose if someone were so inclined they could always resurrect Aegis the Fugly Gnoll.


What? You're not satisfied with being a headless gnoll? :p
Not until I a senile sage who speaks backwords, very poorly, and wears a towel around his waist. :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
Not until I a senile sage who speaks backwords, very poorly, and wears a towel around his waist. :D

What if Castor got really drunk and did that? :p
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Originally posted by Kayless
What if Castor got really drunk and did that? :p
No sale ;)
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Originally posted by Aegis
No sale ;)

Perhaps I could put in the sage and have Khaggoth cut his head off too... :D
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Originally posted by Kayless
Perhaps I could put in the sage and have Khaggoth cut his head off too... :D
That would be acceptable, as long as it would result in another Sage being created, much like the mop in Fantasia. :D :cool:
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Originally posted by Nightmare
Its kinda like this... :D
HA! Very good, NM. :D I love them shorts that dont take a ton of downloading time...

@Kayless

Re: Killing SYMians: Please dont kill me! :D

Re: What more could a guy ask for? : Urrr....how about money?...a supermodel for a wife? Eternal Happiness? Or is that all over-rated in comparison to being decapitated? :D

Re: Hubris: No...I think "decapitation of students" would be frowned upon by the faculty and board. Maybe even would have gotten him fired! :eek:
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Originally posted by Rob-hin
From Shreck?
What's the line then?
"I need a hug" --- Donkey

Not very obvious but it is there......
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Great episode, Kayless - this one had everything....my new av, an unhealed ass, gnolls, SYMians beheaded, blood, gore, Aegis' demise, Beatrice....did I mention Aegis' hideous death? Keep up the excellent work!


Originally posted by Aegis
:D .tsaiw sih dnuora lewot a sraew dna ,ylroop yrev , sdrowkcab skaeps ohw egas elines a I litnu toN


Nice towel, Aegis. :cool:
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Originally posted by Aegis
That would be acceptable, as long as it would result in another Sage being created, much like the mop in Fantasia.

What kind of self-replicating mutant sage is this? :eek: :D

Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Kayless

Re: Killing SYMians: Please dont kill me! :D

No promises. :D

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Re: What more could a guy ask for? : Urrr....how about money?...a supermodel for a wife? Eternal Happiness? Or is that all over-rated in comparison to being decapitated?

Don't underestimate the simple joy one gets from chopping off somebody's head. :p

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Re: Hubris: No...I think "decapitation of students" would be frowned upon by the faculty and board. Maybe even would have gotten him fired! :eek:

Awww, what kind of weenie school was that?! :mad: :D

Originally posted by Osiris
Great episode, Kayless - this one had everything....my new av, an unhealed ass, gnolls, SYMians beheaded, blood, gore, Aegis' demise, Beatrice....did I mention Aegis' hideous death? Keep up the excellent work!

Rest assured, the bloodshed is only beginning. :D

Love the new avatar, BTW. :)
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Then leaf subsides to leaf.
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SYMian cameos

I was bored, so I comprised a list of SYMians that have appeared in some form or have been mentioned in Dungeon Crawl Inc. complete with short descriptions. Hmmm, this is large enough almost to warrant its own thread! Image Anway...

Aegis: Fugly gnoll lieutenant with a chip on his shoulder. Swiftly decapitated by Khaggoth. Appearance: Episode #76: Hubris is never a good thing.

Astafas: A name that kobolds feel is quite stupid. See Xandax. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Dottie: Kobold warrior under the employ of the Archdruid. Killed by Durnkrag during the attack on Nashkell. See Nippy. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Gruntboy: A gallant soldier of Amn who was captured by kobolds from his post in Nashkell. For some reason he and his men didn’t have any pants on when the Dungeon Crawlers found them… Appearance: Episode #29: Don't ask, don't tell.

Jaesha: Friend of Rob-Hin and Robnark and a big fan of the Dungeon Crawlers (he is mentioned but not seen). Probably an offical member of their fan club. See Rob-Hin and Robnark. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Maharlika: Renowned Kender bard with unusual taste in hats. Sang the epic Ballad of Arudin to honor the Dungeon Crawlers’ appearance in Gullykin. Appearance: Episode #48: A celebration worthy of Arudin, Episode #49: Everybody loves Arudin, and Episode #50: The rich aren't like you and I.

Nippy: Unfortunate kobold whose clavin was ruptured by Castor during combat (resulting in the poor monster’s death). See Dottie. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Ode to a Grasshopper: Giant top hat wearing grasshopper who writes odes that Castor hallucinated about while under the effects of some unsavory mushrooms. Appearance: Episode #38: MaGiC MuShRoOmS

RandomThug: Mentally disturbed bandit who rolls in his own feces to discourage people from attacking him. This tactic didn’t stop Beatrice from kicking in his face though. Appearance: Episode #66: Crime is everywhere these days.

Rob-Hin: Xvart president of the Dungeon Crawl Inc. Fan Club (which consists of himself, his brother Robnark, and presumably Jaesha). Makes his own DCI trading cards. See Robnark. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Robnark: Xvart brother of Rob-Hin and treasurer of the Dungeon Crawl Inc. Fan Club. Collects autographs. See Rob-Hin. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Xandax: A name that kobolds apparently find profoundly retarded. See Astafas. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Let me know if I've missed anyone!
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Her hardest hue to hold.
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Re: SYMian cameos

Originally posted by Kayless
I was bored, so I comprised a list of SYMians that have appeared in some form or have been mentioned in Dungeon Crawl Inc. complete with short descriptions. Hmmm, this is large enough almost to warrant its own thread! Image Anway...

[b]Aegis:
Fugly gnoll lieutenant with a chip on his shoulder. Swiftly decapitated by Khaggoth. Appearance: Episode #76: Hubris is never a good thing.

Astafas: A name that kobolds feel is quite stupid. See Xandax. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Dottie: Kobold warrior under the employ of the Archdruid. Killed by Durnkrag during the attack on Nashkell. See Nippy. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Gruntboy: A gallant soldier of Amn who was captured by kobolds from his post in Nashkell. For some reason he and his men didn’t have any pants on when the Dungeon Crawlers found them… Appearance: Episode #29: Don't ask, don't tell.

Jaesha: Friend of Rob-Hin and Robnark and a big fan of the Dungeon Crawlers (he is mentioned but not seen). Probably an offical member of their fan club. See Rob-Hin and Robnark. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Maharlika: Renowned Kender bard with unusual taste in hats. Sang the epic Ballad of Arudin to honor the Dungeon Crawlers’ appearance in Gullykin. Appearance: Episode #48: A celebration worthy of Arudin, Episode #49: Everybody loves Arudin, and Episode #50: The rich aren't like you and I.

Nippy: Unfortunate kobold whose clavin was ruptured by Castor during combat (resulting in the poor monster’s death). See Dottie. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

RandomThug: Mentally disturbed bandit who rolls in his own feces to discourage people from attacking him. This tactic didn’t stop Beatrice from kicking in his face though. Appearance: Episode #66: Crime is everywhere these days.

Rob-Hin: Xvart president of the Dungeon Crawl Inc. Fan Club (which consists of himself, his brother Robnark, and presumably Jaesha). Makes his own DCI trading cards. See Robnark. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Robnark: Xvart brother of Rob-Hin and treasurer of the Dungeon Crawl Inc. Fan Club. Collects autographs. See Rob-Hin. Appearance: Episode #36: Even underdogs deserve some recognition.

Xandax: A name that kobolds apparently find profoundly retarded. See Astafas. Appearance: Episode #20: Kobolds are people too.

Let me know if I've missed anyone! ;) [/b]


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Re: Re: SYMian cameos

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Ode to a grasshopper: A grasshopper making an ode in Super Mario Land. Appearance: Episode #38: MaGiC MuShRoOmS

Ah, thank you. :o I edited the post now. Any others? :confused:
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Other then Rob-hin the Xvart turning into a level 100 silver dragon?
Nope, dont think so. :p

Ah well, I guess being a Xvart isn't that bad... guess I'm lucky to be alive. :D
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Originally posted by Rob-hin
Other then Rob-hin the Xvart turning into a level 100 silver dragon?
Nope, dont think so. :p

Okay I promise that you'll get to be a kick ass silver dragon for DCI's one millionth issue. You have my word. Image

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Ah well, I guess being a Xvart isn't that bad... guess I'm lucky to be alive. :D

Damn straight! The mortality rate for SYMians is quite high.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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