The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:04 pm

I am impressed, O Mistress of Unending Pain. I particularly like the stylish wall-mounted manacles:

The red decor is a classy touch, I must admit.

Great Balls of Fire! Is that a straightjacket, or what!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:08 pm

Oh my.... at this rate we'll have them beating down the door... in order to experience the beatings available within....

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:20 pm

ROFL

This place is getting absolutely fab

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:38 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
ROFL This place is getting absolutely fab

Indeed. I think I'll strap myself into the high-tech torture chair and enjoy another hot oyster on the half-shell.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:13 pm

*Strolls in wearing black leather corset and thigh high spiked heel boots*

My goodness DW, I simply love what you are doing with the place.

*HUGS* @ Everybody...........*Walks over and admires utensils and attachments on Chan's high-tech chair*

Hi there Handsome, I see you are exercising some restraint today

.....*kiss*...*Turns on implements*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:16 pm

My God....there is a heaven

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:20 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My God....there is a heaven

Evening BS.....

*cracks whip*....nice to see you..........can I get you to try these on

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:29 pm

Depends...you offering to bribe me?

*points to empty glass*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Depends...you offering to bribe me?

*points to empty glass*

*fills BS's glass to the rim with Turkey*....Me? would I ever stoop to bribing anyone? Punnishment for non-compliance is so much more fun

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:40 pm

Hands all the men this to wear:

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:41 pm

Dammy Voo !!! ...I thnik I need a shower after that one

...Thanks

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:45 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
*Strolls in wearing black leather corset and thigh high spiked heel boots*

Hi there Handsome, I see you are exercising some restraint today .....*kiss*...*Turns on implements*

Yeah, I'm exercising my inner strength. Let's see how long I can last.

Mmmmm...hey, turn that dial up on the left up several notches, would you? *kiss*

@Voo: Thanks. Looks more comfortable than this straightjacket I'm wearing.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah, I'm exercising my inner strength. Let's see how long I can last.

Mmmmm...hey, turn that dial up on the left up several notches, would you? *kiss*

@Voo: Thanks. Looks more comfortable than this straightjacket I'm wearing.

Mmmmmm....you look splendid in that new outfit

All the right straps in all the right places

...*Turns cranks several clicks *

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:56 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Mmmmmm....you look splendid in that new outfit

All the right straps in all the right places

...*Turns cranks several clicks *

Why thank you, beautiful. Your outfit is rather stunning as well...*drools*

You like the outfit, eh?

I'm a little concerned about the...codpiece. It looks rather inadequate.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:59 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Why thank you, beautiful. Your outfit is rather stunning as well...*drools*

You like the outfit, eh? I'm a little concerned about the...codpiece. It looks rather inadequate.

Well, you do fill it out nicely...

looks like it might be a little tight though.......

I hope it isn't too uncomfortable for you

.......

*iPcks up thing that makes a funny whirring noise*....

...

Oh my, .I wonder what this is for

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:06 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Well, you do fill it out nicely...

looks like it might be a little tight though.......

I hope it isn't too uncomfortable for you .......

*iPcks up thing that makes a funny whirring noise

Oh my, .I wonder what this is for

Yeah, it is a rather tight fit.

Goes with the wonderful atmosphere here.

*adjusts self uncomfortably*

Hey...a funny whirring thing.

Please...anything...anything but the funny whirring thing!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:10 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah, it is a rather tight fit. Goes with the wonderful atmosphere here. *adjusts self uncomfortably*

Hey...a funny whirring thing.

Please...anything...anything but the funny whirring thing!

What This?...

*holds up funny whirring thing*

..I am just curious what it does ...

*Straps whiring thing across Chans .....erm...lap*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:39 pm

@Chan and Scayde,
ROFLMAO!

I see everyone is enjoying the warmly welcoming ambience

*snaps fingers*

*a host of barely clad hockey players appear, armed with wooden paddles rather than hockey sticks*

I will leave them to entertain you whilst I head off for dinner

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:43 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Chan and Scayde,
ROFLMAO!

I see everyone is enjoying the warmly welcoming ambience

*snaps fingers*

*a host of barely clad hockey players appear, armed with wooden paddles rather than hockey sticks*

I will leave them to entertain you whilst I head off for dinner

*HUG* @ DW......I absolutely adore your taste in intertainment.

I may never leave

........

*looks appreciatively at hockey players*.

@DW...Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:54 pm

@Scayde: My love, I think it's time for me to put the blindfold on. You enjoy those hockey players, I think I'll sit here and enjoy the funny...whirring...thing blissfully blind to their presence.

Oh...a little more to the left, please.