The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:23 pm

Uhmmm...errrrr...

Originally posted by dragon wench
*wolf whistles at Mah's Peac0ck shoes*

*Wonders why exactly Mah was carrying baby dynamite upon his person*

...I'm still a baby?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:26 pm

Re: Uhmmm...errrrr...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...I'm still a baby?

Hmmm... not only does he believe himself to still be a baby .. he also has a fetish for feathered women's shoes....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:27 pm

HEY, NO FAIR!!!

Originally posted by Chanak
*takes Maharlika's stash of Balut hostage*

Okay Scribe. The gig's up. Either you do as the lady says...

Or your partially formed, fermented chicken embryos on the half-shell get it. *holds nose while around the disgusting abomination*

...get your own eggs to play with!

They're not fermented nor are they chickens... they're preserved duck embryos.

BTW, quick hands there. Takes some skill to handle a kender's pouch.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:30 pm

Re: the shoes...

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hmmm... not only does he believe himself to still be a baby .. he also has a fetish for feathered women's shoes....

...these are trainer shoes.

If you get to run faster than Lewis with this pair then you got it made.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:32 pm

Re: Re: the shoes...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...these are trainer shoes.

If you get to run faster than Lewis with this pair then you got it made.

In that case, I'm not sure I want to know what sort baby accessory store you found those shoes in....

I think I am off for the night

See you all later

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:41 pm

Re: HEY, NO FAIR!!!

Originally posted by Maharlika
...get your own eggs to play with!

They're not fermented nor are they chickens... they're preserved duck embryos.

BTW, quick hands there. Takes some skill to handle a kender's pouch.

Kender? You ain't no Kender, Kemosabe. Heh. No...

You're an Ewok!

Everyone is hip to your masquerade, you eggsucker.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:28 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika
*...and accidentally drops a few sticks of baby dynamites into the oven.*

You can get baby dynamites.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:02 am

Sure you can.

Originally posted by Tamerlane
You can get baby dynamites.

...they're those nasty little things that look like a wee-bit oversized birthday candles that pack a mean wallop!

@Chanak: I still refuse to recognize your allegations that I'm an ewok.

They're too slow and chunky to be as fast and nimble as us kenders.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:46 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
So do enter the tranquil warmth of the oasis and allow all your worldly cares to drift peacefully away.

Can a man get served a Slippery Nipple? Ah the home for the Depraved, is my corner still in vacant?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:49 am

Whats so special about Sleep

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:03 am

Reminds me...

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats so special about Sleep

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner

...just like little Jack Horner?

Would you want a pie to go with it?

Just don't get DW started by having her bake those nasty evil English muffins.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:08 am

Whats wrong with English muffins and why are they so evil all of a sudden. If they were covered in Marmite, then I'd understand

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:15 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats so special about Sleep

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner

I was such a long term customer I received my own space, plus you have to be high on the scale of depraved

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:18 am

So I have to show how depraved I am without getting banned

I'll let you keep your corner then

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:42 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats wrong with English muffins and why are they so evil all of a sudden. If they were covered in Marmite, then I'd understand

I didn't think that English muffins were so evil till I observed Kayless' and Chanak's passion for it...

...then have those killer muffins running after me.

Marmite? That would make it more evil then?

Must be DW's secret ingredient then.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:46 am

*wanders in, dazed and thirsty*

Where's the wenches?

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:09 am

harry

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*wanders in, dazed and thirsty*

Where's the wenches?

@BS *rolls eyes* if you want blood pollution shouldnt you ask for a drink instead?

gogo alcohol poisoning

@Msty long time no see

harry

Edited for spelling due to too much bourbon

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:15 am

Ask for a drink? Nah, that I can just take

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:19 am

compared to what?... the DF ladies walking around shapechanged into gators?

*keepin a sharp eye out for wild magic rangers/ s'rup of disney*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:24 am

Well, they do have a bite to them