Somebody's getting married . . . (Vivien's bachelorette party thread)

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:51 am

Originally posted by CM
And i am insulted by that comment that women are smitten with me. I am a chauvinist. They are supposed to be revolted.

Well that's just it, you see: they are revolted, and drawn to you in fascination at your porcine machoism.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:59 am

"He's so ugly, he's attractive"

Is what fable meant to say.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:04 am

Well, I figure this is worthy of me coming out of lurking to post a congrats.

to the next, best and brightest years of life.

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:03 pm

Congradulations, Vivien

Its to bad that Fas isn't man enought to make a little sacrifice for you on this happy day, but if you like, I'll put on a little performance

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:28 pm

Excuse you? Man enough? I will show you...wait i cant kill people in this thread can i?

Btw congrats viv and the hubby to be.

Frogus you only got the ugly part right

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:45 pm

Originally posted by CM
Btw congrats viv and the hubby to be.

Fas, I don't know which is sadder, your unwillingness to make this one little sacrifice to make Vivien's special day even more special, or that you didn't think to congradulate her until your fifth post in the thread

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:55 pm

First of all, HLD, you are the best!!!

*hug*

*hug* I would let you pet my bunny even!

Yshania: Both strippers AND waiters in black leather.

Originally posted by fable
Congrats, @Viv! May you have a friendly, loving, and sultry marriage.

Check, check and...I'll have to work on that third one.

Originally posted by CM
In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled.

Does this have something do with your dancing, cuddly Avatar?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:05 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
*hugs* to Viv *grabs bottle of champagne* Cheers!

Finally! Someone starts the party the right way!!

*joins T’lainya by grabbing a bottle of her own*

Nippy: *hug* Thanks! I’m looking forward to the dancing, which should be fantastic, we got to pick the songs! I wonder if it’s polite to take off the wedding dress halfway through the reception for better dancing mobility?

Originally posted by Enchantress
Wishing you all the best, Vivien! Are you wearing white?

Yes, I think. I was kind of fast with the dress buying, but yes white, not off-white. Pretty sure on this one…

No, seriously, I think it is white. It is strapless and has a huge train. I hadn’t noticed the train when I first saw it and now I’m stuck with it. Advantages to this are numerous now that I’m used to the idea.

Advantage number one: Can easily take down my muscle bound sister (maid of honor) with a flick of my hips!

Advantage number two: Can sliiiiide down into the huge bell skirt to *hide* during the ceremony if things get too tough. I’m sure no one will notice!

And, as I have see you around, but am not sure if I’ve spoken to you, nice to meet you! I like your name!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:07 pm

Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words

And for the stripping. Incentive man. Nothing in this world is free and hell i am one expensive gigalo!

Viv my cuddly avatar kills for a living. Maybe your hubby to be whats to eliminate edwin, he can contact me then

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:15 pm

Originally posted by CM
Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words

Right there is the incentive! Really, you should be ashamed of yourself

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:22 pm

Originally posted by frogus
Yay!

So did I tell you guys that I'm an officially ordained Minister of the Noel Monroe Sunshine Bible Church of Lubbock?

Did you know that I never believe a Male Symmer?

Originally posted by C Elegans
Many congrats, Viv. Best wishes to you and your husband-to-be

Thank you!

*hug*

Kayless,
Why…umm…thank you Kayless! We had a stripper already, but I appreciate the grace of your offering

Aegis: Thank you

Again, long time not seeing a once familiar face!

Originally posted by Zelgadis
Congradulations, Vivien

Its to bad that Fas isn't man enought to make a little sacrifice for you on this happy day, but if you like, I'll put on a little performance

What kind of performance?

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:27 pm

Any kind of performance

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:36 pm

Originally posted by CM
Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words

And for the stripping. Incentive man. Nothing in this world is free and hell i am one expensive gigalo!

Viv my cuddly avatar kills for a living. Maybe your hubby to be whats to eliminate edwin, he can contact me then

Stronger than words? You're saying that we have a...a...physical bond?

When did that happen?

He sort of looks like a brown marshmallow(or a teddy bear) and a wimpy one at that. I bet the only prey he can find are other wimpy marshmallows! Perhaps they mocked him for his teeth implants, the poor fellow was probably just trying to fit in.

(Hmpf. Edwin hasn't bitten my S.O. in at least a week, there's no hatred there)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:40 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
Any kind of performance

Can you juggle?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:46 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Stronger than words? You're saying that we have a...a...physical bond?

When did that happen?

He sort of looks like a brown marshmallow(or a teddy bear) and a wimpy one at that. I bet the only prey he can find are other wimpy marshmallows! Perhaps they mocked him for his teeth implants, the poor fellow was probably just trying to fit in.

(Hmpf. Edwin hasn't bitten my S.O. in at least a week, there's no hatred there)

I was talking a mental kinship. But noooooo you have to go an pervert it! Women. DFs. I was being platonic. And you go and do that.... btw the thing you describe never happened!

Edwin will be gone soon. I will be getting a phone call very soon.

I dont juggle and i dont dance. Find another stripper. BS will do

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:46 pm

Originally posted by CM
I was talking a mental kinship. But noooooo you have to go an pervert it! Women. DFs. I was being platonic. And you go and do that.... btw the thing you describe never happened!

Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway.

Originally posted by CM
Edwin will be gone soon. I will be getting a phone call very soon.

You're threatening my bunny?

But, just look at that lovable face!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway.

Why do you think i am never getting married

Originally posted by Vivien

You're threatening my bunny? But, just look at that lovable face!

I didnt know edwin could type

Plus he is as good as gone

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:11 pm

Great! Congratulations Vivien!

How cool is your mother-in-law ?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:12 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway.

You're threatening my bunny? But, just look at that lovable face!

You still have sex I think, you just gotta be more careful and hide your trail

Congrats Viv. Have a bottle of Turkey on me

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:16 pm

*pops head through door looking for leather clad waiters who strip*