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Somebody's getting married . . . (Vivien's bachelorette party thread)

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Originally posted by CM
And i am insulted by that comment that women are smitten with me. I am a chauvinist. They are supposed to be revolted.


Well that's just it, you see: they are revolted, and drawn to you in fascination at your porcine machoism. :)
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"He's so ugly, he's attractive"

Is what fable meant to say.
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Well, I figure this is worthy of me coming out of lurking to post a congrats.

to the next, best and brightest years of life.
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Congradulations, Vivien :)

Its to bad that Fas isn't man enought to make a little sacrifice for you on this happy day, but if you like, I'll put on a little performance :D
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Excuse you? Man enough? I will show you...wait i cant kill people in this thread can i?

Btw congrats viv and the hubby to be.

Frogus you only got the ugly part right :D
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Originally posted by CM
Btw congrats viv and the hubby to be.

Fas, I don't know which is sadder, your unwillingness to make this one little sacrifice to make Vivien's special day even more special, or that you didn't think to congradulate her until your fifth post in the thread :mad: :p
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First of all, HLD, you are the best!!! :) *hug* :) *hug* I would let you pet my bunny even!

Yshania: Both strippers AND waiters in black leather. ;)
Originally posted by fable
Congrats, @Viv! May you have a friendly, loving, and sultry marriage. :)

Check, check and...I'll have to work on that third one. :)
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In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled.
Does this have something do with your dancing, cuddly Avatar? :D
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Originally posted by T'lainya
*hugs* to Viv :) *grabs bottle of champagne* Cheers! :D
Finally! Someone starts the party the right way!! :D
*joins T’lainya by grabbing a bottle of her own*

Nippy: *hug* Thanks! I’m looking forward to the dancing, which should be fantastic, we got to pick the songs! I wonder if it’s polite to take off the wedding dress halfway through the reception for better dancing mobility?
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Wishing you all the best, Vivien! Are you wearing white?
Yes, I think. I was kind of fast with the dress buying, but yes white, not off-white. Pretty sure on this one…

:D No, seriously, I think it is white. It is strapless and has a huge train. I hadn’t noticed the train when I first saw it and now I’m stuck with it. Advantages to this are numerous now that I’m used to the idea.

Advantage number one: Can easily take down my muscle bound sister (maid of honor) with a flick of my hips! :D
Advantage number two: Can sliiiiide down into the huge bell skirt to *hide* during the ceremony if things get too tough. I’m sure no one will notice!

And, as I have see you around, but am not sure if I’ve spoken to you, nice to meet you! I like your name! :)
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Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words :D :p

And for the stripping. Incentive man. Nothing in this world is free and hell i am one expensive gigalo! :D

Viv my cuddly avatar kills for a living. Maybe your hubby to be whats to eliminate edwin, he can contact me then :D
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Originally posted by CM
Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words :D :p

Right there is the incentive! Really, you should be ashamed of yourself :p
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Originally posted by frogus
Yay!

So did I tell you guys that I'm an officially ordained Minister of the Noel Monroe Sunshine Bible Church of Lubbock? :D


Did you know that I never believe a Male Symmer? :)
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Many congrats, Viv. :) Best wishes to you and your husband-to-be :)
Thank you! :) *hug*

Kayless,
Why…umm…thank you Kayless! We had a stripper already, but I appreciate the grace of your offering ;)

Aegis: Thank you :) Again, long time not seeing a once familiar face!
Originally posted by Zelgadis
Congradulations, Vivien :)

Its to bad that Fas isn't man enought to make a little sacrifice for you on this happy day, but if you like, I'll put on a little performance :D
What kind of performance? :D
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Any kind of performance :D
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Originally posted by CM
Zel she knows how i feel even if i dont say. The bond is much stronger than mere words :D :p

And for the stripping. Incentive man. Nothing in this world is free and hell i am one expensive gigalo! :D

Viv my cuddly avatar kills for a living. Maybe your hubby to be whats to eliminate edwin, he can contact me then :D

Stronger than words? You're saying that we have a...a...physical bond? :eek: :o

When did that happen? :confused:

He sort of looks like a brown marshmallow(or a teddy bear) and a wimpy one at that. I bet the only prey he can find are other wimpy marshmallows! Perhaps they mocked him for his teeth implants, the poor fellow was probably just trying to fit in. :mad:

(Hmpf. Edwin hasn't bitten my S.O. in at least a week, there's no hatred there)
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Originally posted by Zelgadis
Any kind of performance :D


Can you juggle? :o
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Originally posted by Vivien
Stronger than words? You're saying that we have a...a...physical bond? :eek: :o

When did that happen? :confused:

He sort of looks like a brown marshmallow(or a teddy bear) and a wimpy one at that. I bet the only prey he can find are other wimpy marshmallows! Perhaps they mocked him for his teeth implants, the poor fellow was probably just trying to fit in. :mad:

(Hmpf. Edwin hasn't bitten my S.O. in at least a week, there's no hatred there)


I was talking a mental kinship. But noooooo you have to go an pervert it! Women. DFs. I was being platonic. And you go and do that.... btw the thing you describe never happened!

Edwin will be gone soon. I will be getting a phone call very soon.

I dont juggle and i dont dance. Find another stripper. BS will do :D
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Originally posted by CM
I was talking a mental kinship. But noooooo you have to go an pervert it! Women. DFs. I was being platonic. And you go and do that.... btw the thing you describe never happened!


Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway. :D
Originally posted by CM
Edwin will be gone soon. I will be getting a phone call very soon.


:eek: :eek:

You're threatening my bunny? :eek: But, just look at that lovable face!
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Post by CM »

Originally posted by Vivien
Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway. :D
Why do you think i am never getting married :D

Originally posted by Vivien

:eek: :eek:

You're threatening my bunny? :eek: But, just look at that lovable face!


I didnt know edwin could type :p Plus he is as good as gone :D
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Great! Congratulations Vivien! :cool:

How cool is your mother-in-law ? :D
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Originally posted by Vivien
Well, hopefully getting married will fix me right up! I hear you never have sex again anyway. :D



:eek: :eek:

You're threatening my bunny? :eek: But, just look at that lovable face!


You still have sex I think, you just gotta be more careful and hide your trail :D

Congrats Viv. Have a bottle of Turkey on me :D
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*pops head through door looking for leather clad waiters who strip*
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