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Post by Maharlika »

Originally posted by Aegis
Women and their strange notions, eh :p :D :o
...you said it... :cool:

O, sage! :D
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by Scayde
lol...Well, I am certain with the proper technique and in talented hands things would get very juicy indeed :D ;)

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Bleh :p preaching to us about techinque. It's not like women go around squeezing peaches for the same reasons as us industrius men do :p :o
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Post by Scayde »

Originally posted by Aegis
Bleh :p preaching to us about techinque. It's not like women go around squeezing peaches for the same reasons as us industrius men do :p :o



No, but the peach knows what peaches like ;)

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Post by Maharlika »

Originally posted by Scayde
No, but the peach knows what peaches like ;)


...I would like to think that I know what the peaches know what peaches like... and how to do it...

...properly. :o
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Post by Scayde »

Originally posted by Maharlika
...I would like to think that I know what the peaches know what peaches like... and how to do it...

...properly. :o


Giggle...I am sure you are an orchard'sman of the highest degree... :D

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Post by Gilgalen »

Originally posted by Aegis
Bleh :p preaching to us about techinque. It's not like women go around squeezing peaches for the same reasons as us industrius men do :p :o
Sadly (thankfully?) you will die a virgin. Don't consider it a curse, just your lot in life.

As someone who has had their peach squeezed, I can tell you it is not pleasant unless it is part of some greater, more complicated game. I've never myself squeezed another's peach, ,hough on special request I did a whipped peach frappe once. ;)
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Apolgoies miss Gil, I had no intention of insulting your peaches. I did not know your peaches were real and tanginble. mm... now im a little excited.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
Apolgoies miss Gil, I had no intention of insulting your peaches. I did not know your peaches were real and tanginble. mm... now im a little excited.
hah! Well, not tangible by just anyone! It's not that I don't like to share them, but I tend to make sure any prospective fruit lovers are worthy of a taste.
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Oh ask around ask around, I am definitely one who is a fine judge of fruit. Peaches are a fine fine fruit indeed, I enjoy all likes of size and firmness and from what I have seen and heard yours might have had a helpng hand and well I would enjoy a comparison of tests.
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If any of you baring peaches and melons want to peel my banana, send me a PM, or we could do it in the road. In fact, why don't we do it in the road.
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Originally posted by Gilgalen
Sadly (thankfully?) you will die a virgin. Don't consider it a curse, just your lot in life.
I thought we were talking about fruit :D
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Post by CM »

Originally posted by Aegis
I thought we were talking about fruit :D


Well i certainly hope Ned is speaking about a real banana. I mean which sicko wants his "banana" skinned and pealed? :eek: :D
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OK, Ned. I'd enjoy a banana, but I need to inform you that I take a long time to eat one, and usually end up making a royal mess with banana all over my face. :eek: I'm afraid I'm just a sloppy fruit eater.
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There's no need to apologize for being a sloppy fruit eater. I think such behavior should be encouraged. As far as taking a long time to eat a banana, there's nothing wrong with that. It only shows you truly enjoy a good banana, and that's important to those of us with bananas to share.

Also, I need to inform you, we're talking about a big banana here.

CM, what the hell are you talking about. This is a discussion about fruit...last I checked.
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That boy is woefully uneducated. Who the hell wouldn't want their banana peeled and eaten?

Sign me up...only we can meet in the supermarket in the produce section, or maybe in a nice Italian restaurant. The restraurant sounds better actually.
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Post by Gilgalen »

Well Ned, if this piece of friut is so large that I'd have to remove my tongue stud to eat it, maybe I'd better just take what Chanak is offering. I don't want to get too full before dinner.
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Post by Ned Flanders »

Well, that is disappointing, but it wouldn't be the first time my banana was passed on due to its' enormity. If you're worried about spoiling dinner, you could always have a banana for dessert. Regarding the tongue stud, I always find it polite to leave mine intact when eating a peach. It usually seems to be appreciated and such gestures should be reciprocated.

Anyway Gilgalen, the banana is ripe and ready should you change your mind.
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Well, it's hardly flattering to know that you have been offering this huge piece of fruit far and wide. I thought maybe I was special. I'm beginning to think you give it to just anyone, Neddy. :(
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Post by Ned Flanders »

by Gilgalen
Well, it's hardly flattering to know that you have been offering this huge piece of fruit far and wide. I thought maybe I was special. I'm beginning to think you give it to just anyone, Neddy.


Neddy? Are you Scayde's alter ego?

How did you infer that my fruit is offered to everyone from my last post? My words seem to have been taken out of context (becoming quite the epidemic 'round here). I simply pointed out the bountiful banana backed off others before, not by everyone. Indeed, you are special. Few truly know how to enjoy a banana and your criteria of 'long time' and 'royal mess' show you know how to enjoy fruit.
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Post by Tamerlane »

Originally posted by Chanak
That boy is woefully uneducated. Who the hell wouldn't want their banana peeled and eaten?


LOL, thats CM for you. :D
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