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Things a Morrowind NPC would never actually say

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Originally posted by fable
Daedra: "Wait! What time is it? Sorry, can't kill you now. I'm late for my gang in Evercrack."

Fable, as a moderator you are one of a kind. Awesome how much you participate in the fun stuff. You're like the parent of the morrowind forum that every kid wishes was his. Then they go home and there's Applebrown saying "No, you can't have any soda, it's too close to bedtime." :D har har
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
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Kiss *** :D
Usstan inbal l' uyl'udith ssinssrigg jihard wun l' tresk'ri! ^^ And it's true too hehe
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Originally posted by Adahn
Kiss *** :D


Indeed I am. :p
Actually I was hoping Applebrown would read that and think "aww, maybe I should let the kids have their soda after all..."
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
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Yeah but I wouldn't give Fable a big head. He's already got a big one on his shoulders.
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Guildmembers as you pass by:
Originally posted by Adahn
Kiss *** :D
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
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Any khajit: Thunder, thunder, thundercats Ho!

Caius: I'm thinking of giving up the blades to start a boy band...
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Indoril Ordinator: "You know, you've been such a big help championing justice and driving an ancient curse from our land, we want to give you a set of Indoril Grieves to match the rest of your outfit."
So I have travelled throughout the land and was a pilgrim all my life, alone and a stranger feeling alien. Then Thou hast made grow in my Thine Art under the breath of the terrible storm in me.
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Post by Adahn »

Originally posted by beornica
Guildmembers as you pass by:


What's that supposed to mean? :confused:
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Look at it along with the quote below it.
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
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Originally posted by beornica
Look at it along with the quote below it.


Bah... you "gaming chicks" are nuts
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Frost Atronach: "Cold drinks! Ice cream! Buy it here!"
"Brains before swords, brains before swords........Swords before brains."
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Guard as you are passing by: "Have you seen my identical twin number 678!",

or Guard again: Is it just me or does all the other guards look like me??"
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Originally posted by Adahn
Bah... you "gaming chicks" are nuts
Or maybe just a little better at picking up on subtlety than some of our male counterparts.. :p

Creeper: Hey man, you wouldn't happen to have any smokes along with all that hooch would you?"
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Talking Mudcrab, "If I ever catch the murderin bastard who's been killing my relatives, I'm gonna use this money for some use."
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Merchant: I'm sorry. We're closed.
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Dagoth Ur: "Actually, I'm tired of this gig. Let me live, and Red Mountain is yours."
There's nothing a little poison couldn't cure...

What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
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Post by fable »

Originally posted by Aaron Kasra
Merchant: I'm sorry. We're closed.
Done already. Read the first page. ;)

How about:

You hear a knock at your home mod door. Who could it be, especially at this late hour...? You open it up, and standing there is a Bone Lord! From somewhere inside its dark cowl comes a cavernous voice that will haunt you forever:

"Hi. I'm with the Sunnydale First Baptist Church. We're just wondering if you'll consider joining us this weekend..."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Originally posted by fable
You hear a knock at your home mod door. Who could it be, especially at this late hour...? You open it up, and standing there is a Bone Lord! From somewhere inside its dark cowl comes a cavernous voice that will haunt you forever:

"Hi. I'm with the Sunnydale First Baptist Church. We're just wondering if you'll consider joining us this weekend..."
OMG! ROFLMAO! :D
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Dagoth Ur in the middle of the fight: *Hack! Cough! Wheez!!*
"Ok, time out. Where´s my asthma pipe? All this dust and ash, you know." :rolleyes:
"Brains before swords, brains before swords........Swords before brains."
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Any NPC in Khuul: Yes indeed the 'Less Generic NPC project' rules!
Other NPC in Khuul: They didn't had time for me :( , Gues I'll have to stay a flat character than.
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