Things a Morrowind NPC would never actually say

blake · Post by **blake** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:30 pm

lol

other Npc

"im sure they will get to you quit whining"

crimsonwolf · Post by **crimsonwolf** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:56 pm

any NPC: this has got to be the least hygenic place in the world. Everybody always wears the same clothes all the time and you never see anyone go somewhere else to use the bathroom...

NPC at a crowded place: hey everybody! Lets do the chicken dance!

Adahn · Post by **Adahn** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:49 am

Originally posted by crimsonwolf
any NPC: this has got to be the least hygenic place in the world. Everybody always wears the same clothes all the time and you never see anyone go somewhere else to use the bathroom...

NPC at a crowded place: hey everybody! Lets do the chicken dance!

There are acctualy a few bathing mods

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:55 am

NPC 1: "Oh look, there's another idiot trying to walk on water."

NPC 2: "Yeah, remember the one last week that we had to drag out half-drowned? He tried to give us all slaughter fish and soggy bread as a reward."

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:09 am

Oh, I get it!!! LOL

Dark Master · Post by **Dark Master** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:26 am

Any guildmaster: Please hurry back once you have completed the task. I have to be at the inn at three.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:41 pm

Yagrum Bagorn: "Ouch, my foot fell asleep!"

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:48 am

i havent gone through them all so i dont know if this has been done..

NPC- What!??!?! you mean you actually left the city!??!

Divath Fyr (sp?) - after 4000 years im a tad bit bored with corprus disease, and someone just stole all of my treasures... what do you think of gardening?

Aaron Kasra · Post by **Aaron Kasra** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:44 am

Maybe this shouldn't be here, since an NPC did say it, but it was hilarious.

I'd gone to the corner club in Balmora to kill the "bad people" I was sent after. I'd killed the guy upstairs several days before, so went down to the basement, killed that woman without attracting attention from the three remaining Camonna Tong and the bartender. Then I went upstairs and blasted one of them with a couple spells to get things rolling, then whipped out some frost-spitting two-handed sword I'd found along the way and hacked up the Camonna Tong. When the last one fell, I looked up and wheeled to the right to face the bartender, one of the heavy-lidded, dopey looking Dark Elves. I expected him to come at me from behind the bar, but he just looked up:

"Be sure to tell your friends about this place."

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:03 am

Aengoth the Jeweller: "Oh good, you got the scrap metal. Run into any difficulty on the way? No? Good, good. Now we have the raw material, we just need a TIG welder. Now, I have no clue where you should go for THAT. The local hardware store just closed down. Hmm. Well, it's up to you where to find one. Off you go now!"

Dark Master · Post by **Dark Master** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:03 pm

A Khajiit: Yes I'm a Khajiit, what you want to make a nature film? You from the discovery channel? Talk to my agent in Pelagiad.

i4v02v95i5p09k9 · Post by **i4v02v95i5p09k9** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:40 pm

Barenziah: "I don't do men.."

Read all of "The Real Barenziah" and you'll get it..

Sir chris · Post by **Sir chris** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:40 pm

NPC1: Man I wish that outlander would stop staring allready...
I really have to go to the bathroom

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:26 pm

i heard a woodelf whiisteling showtunes... that fel kinda under this catergory...

musicalassassin · Post by **musicalassassin** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:32 am

Player to trader: no... no.. i dont need a bag, my utility belt holds 350lbs and i'll carry the rest

musicalassassin · Post by **musicalassassin** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:09 am

Player to Dark Elf: You look toasted......... nicely toasted

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:01 am

Lord Vivec: "Sorry folks, I'm quitting. I've decided to join Jews for Jesus."

(My bad. But this has been rattling around in my brain cage for days, now. Lucky you.)

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:08 pm

Casius Cosades: "Leave me alone, I'm searching for my shirt"

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:28 pm

Dagoth Ur: *sob* My father never hugged me as a child *sniff* I'm not really a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood...

Gromph · Post by **Gromph** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:46 pm

any guard " don't worry, if you attack someone i'll help them, if they attack you, you're on your own"