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Z, who's the better? The Lord or the Goddess? :p
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[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Z, who's the better? The Lord or the Goddess? :p [/QUOTE]

Well, the goddess certainly looks a lot better. And she doesn't smell like alcohol. But the lord can offer me lessons on his impeccable methods of getting the woman he wants. :D

Maybe I'll go to Weasel :D
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[QUOTE=The Z] getting the woman he wants. :D
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Have you been blind for the last two years? :p
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[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Have you been blind for the last two years? :p [/QUOTE]

Well...according to BS this is all an elaborate ploy.. :D
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Oh, I'll not deny AC is brilliant. I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you. Her schemes and cunning are deep, her ploys are elaborate. While I do not doubt she has fooled many into believeing she isn't all about some BS, don't you let her fool you. The Lord has seen through this ruse, she'll never be able to fool herself. So there really is no choice here, now is there? :cool:
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Oh, I'll not deny AC is brilliant. I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you. Her schemes and cunning are deep, her ploys are elaborate. While I do not doubt she has fooled many into believeing she isn't all about some BS, don't you let her fool you. The Lord has seen through this ruse, she'll never be able to fool herself. So there really is no choice here, now is there? :cool: [/QUOTE]

Yes...but what benefits can you give me? Is there a good health plan? Do you have a dental plan? Is there workers compensation? Do I get commission on the bones I throw? :D
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you.[/QUOTE]And yet.....
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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[QUOTE=The Z]Yes...but what benefits can you give me? Is there a good health plan? Do you have a dental plan? Is there workers compensation? Do I get commission on the bones I throw? :D [/QUOTE]

You will get all your injuries treated in a timely and effecient manner. All dental removal procedures are done at no cost to you any time they are needed. You collect the commision from those you throw to. :D

@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again? :eek:
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You will get all your injuries treated in a timely and effecient manner. All dental removal procedures are done at no cost to you any time they are needed. You collect the commision from those you throw to. :D

@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again? :eek: [/QUOTE]

Why does it sound as if I'm going to get abused if I side with you? Is this commonplace for those who work with you? :confused:
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The only abuse you will suffer working for me is the abuse of seeing the truth about your father revealed in ever more detail. I wish I could spare you this as well, but his deeds cannot stay hidden forever.
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The only abuse you will suffer working for me is the abuse of seeing the truth about your father revealed in ever more detail. I wish I could spare you this as well, but his deeds cannot stay hidden forever.[/QUOTE]

If he's truly that evil will I get to throw bones at him? :mad:
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[QUOTE=The Z]If he's truly that evil will I get to throw bones at him? :mad: [/QUOTE]

repeatedly :D
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]repeatedly :D [/QUOTE]

Excellent. I have no father!!! I hereby disown Weasel and leave a bone at his doorstep for scarring me for life.

And if Fas comes anywhere near that bone I will wreak bony vengeance on his 'arse... :D
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It brings a tear to the eye :D
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It made my ears bleed.
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again? :eek: [/QUOTE]Well.... yeah.
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[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Well.... yeah.
:p [/QUOTE]

Don't make me buy a bar monkey :p
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't make me buy a bar monkey :p [/QUOTE]
Didn't we have a bear that used to do that?
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Yeah, but the bear formed an unatural attachment to Aegis...more disturbing when you consider Aegis reciprocated. Last I saw Buzzy, he was heading towards Canada with Aegis in the lead :o
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Yeah, but the bear formed an unatural attachment to Aegis...more disturbing when you consider Aegis reciprocated. Last I saw Buzzy, he was heading towards Canada with Aegis in the lead :o [/QUOTE]Whenever I read things like this I'm reminded of how grateful I am that Aegis lives more or less on the other side of the country from me! :p
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