House of Disgust

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:58 pm

Z, who's the better? The Lord or the Goddess?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:01 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Z, who's the better? The Lord or the Goddess?

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Well, the goddess certainly looks a lot better. And she doesn't smell like alcohol. But the lord can offer me lessons on his impeccable methods of getting the woman he wants.

Maybe I'll go to Weasel

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:10 pm

[QUOTE=The Z] getting the woman he wants.

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Have you been blind for the last two years?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:15 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Have you been blind for the last two years?

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Well...according to BS this is all an elaborate ploy..

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:29 pm

Oh, I'll not deny AC is brilliant. I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you. Her schemes and cunning are deep, her ploys are elaborate. While I do not doubt she has fooled many into believeing she isn't all about some BS, don't you let her fool you. The Lord has seen through this ruse, she'll never be able to fool herself. So there really is no choice here, now is there?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:37 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Oh, I'll not deny AC is brilliant. I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you. Her schemes and cunning are deep, her ploys are elaborate. While I do not doubt she has fooled many into believeing she isn't all about some BS, don't you let her fool you. The Lord has seen through this ruse, she'll never be able to fool herself. So there really is no choice here, now is there?

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Yes...but what benefits can you give me? Is there a good health plan? Do you have a dental plan? Is there workers compensation? Do I get commission on the bones I throw?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:38 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I would pursue no less of a woman I assure you.[/QUOTE]And yet.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:01 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]Yes...but what benefits can you give me? Is there a good health plan? Do you have a dental plan? Is there workers compensation? Do I get commission on the bones I throw?

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You will get all your injuries treated in a timely and effecient manner. All dental removal procedures are done at no cost to you any time they are needed. You collect the commision from those you throw to.

@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:05 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You will get all your injuries treated in a timely and effecient manner. All dental removal procedures are done at no cost to you any time they are needed. You collect the commision from those you throw to.

@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again?

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Why does it sound as if I'm going to get abused if I side with you? Is this commonplace for those who work with you?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:20 pm

The only abuse you will suffer working for me is the abuse of seeing the truth about your father revealed in ever more detail. I wish I could spare you this as well, but his deeds cannot stay hidden forever.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:26 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The only abuse you will suffer working for me is the abuse of seeing the truth about your father revealed in ever more detail. I wish I could spare you this as well, but his deeds cannot stay hidden forever.[/QUOTE]

If he's truly that evil will I get to throw bones at him?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:28 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]If he's truly that evil will I get to throw bones at him?

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repeatedly

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:39 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]repeatedly

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Excellent. I have no father!!! I hereby disown Weasel and leave a bone at his doorstep for scarring me for life.

And if Fas comes anywhere near that bone I will wreak bony vengeance on his 'arse...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:41 pm

It brings a tear to the eye

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:55 pm

It made my ears bleed.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:31 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]@Gwally.....you trying to start trouble again?

[/QUOTE]Well.... yeah.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:32 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Well.... yeah.

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Don't make me buy a bar monkey

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:38 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't make me buy a bar monkey

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Didn't we have a bear that used to do that?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:41 pm

Yeah, but the bear formed an unatural attachment to Aegis...more disturbing when you consider Aegis reciprocated. Last I saw Buzzy, he was heading towards Canada with Aegis in the lead

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:16 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Yeah, but the bear formed an unatural attachment to Aegis...more disturbing when you consider Aegis reciprocated. Last I saw Buzzy, he was heading towards Canada with Aegis in the lead

[/QUOTE]Whenever I read things like this I'm reminded of how grateful I am that Aegis lives more or less on the other side of the country from me!