Newbie Love Shack
Yet another addiction of mine, cards. How could I forget that...
I'll be just the card dealer, and watch you people play strip poker, hoping it's the ladies that lose.
I'll be just the card dealer, and watch you people play strip poker, hoping it's the ladies that lose.
Check it out! One of my earliest, and certainly, more creative threads!
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All this male nudity is not helping me stay here. Heh.
Time to call the swingers. Where's DW and AC?
Time to call the swingers. Where's DW and AC?
Check it out! One of my earliest, and certainly, more creative threads!
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[QUOTE=Lost One]Time to call the swingers. Where's DW and AC? [/QUOTE]
NOOOO!!! *Runs home to grab wallet filled with one's adding up to 757 dollars. Then runs back hopefully in time for the show!*
NOOOO!!! *Runs home to grab wallet filled with one's adding up to 757 dollars. Then runs back hopefully in time for the show!*
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
The strip poker table is for people who think they can just waltz in, fully clad. Sure they can, but they'd be subjected to playing strip poker. And the rules for strip poker will be bent in the love shack: If the player who must remove an article of clothing is not wearing any, the stripping automatically goes to the person to his/her left, and so on.
Now excuse me, I'm wearing too much clothes.
(heads into back room mentioned earlier, where no one with under 300 posts is allowed. Returns in a slinky string bikini, and pulls a frosty Corona out of the beer fridge. Sits by the waterfall and makes eyes at all the splendidly attired menfolk. Yes, she admits to herself, she might as well be a man for all she acts like one...)
Now excuse me, I'm wearing too much clothes.
(heads into back room mentioned earlier, where no one with under 300 posts is allowed. Returns in a slinky string bikini, and pulls a frosty Corona out of the beer fridge. Sits by the waterfall and makes eyes at all the splendidly attired menfolk. Yes, she admits to herself, she might as well be a man for all she acts like one...)
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
In the meantime, I'm disappointed more newbies haven't joined in the fun yet. With NEWBIE in the thread title, you'd expect at least a few more to take notice and decide to jump in.
Check it out! One of my earliest, and certainly, more creative threads!
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LOLOLOLOL!!! Kinda like the quarter trick???
But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.
But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.
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[QUOTE=beornica]Yeahhh, where ARE the swingers? (ducks the glances cast her way....)[/QUOTE]
*Looks down even further then normally would to viek beornica, and says "Hey beornica, you're early!!"*
*Looks down even further then normally would to viek beornica, and says "Hey beornica, you're early!!"*
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[QUOTE=FireLighter]LOLOLOLOL!!! Kinda like the quarter trick???
But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.[/QUOTE]
How can you get skimpier than nothing? You can't buy clothes with no money
Damn, now see what you did? You can get away with this kinda stuff for a few more posts, but me? I'm toast when they get back
But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.[/QUOTE]
How can you get skimpier than nothing? You can't buy clothes with no money
Damn, now see what you did? You can get away with this kinda stuff for a few more posts, but me? I'm toast when they get back
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argh... so my math is off. maybe i shouldnt go for pre-calc next year... lol ok so i dont have the money for the show, can i have some m&m's at least? pretty please?
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Damn, now see what you did? You can get away with this kinda stuff for a few more posts, but me? I'm toast when they get back [/QUOTE]
Ill distract them with my devishly good looks, and my lover boy charm! Have no worries I got ur back.
Ill distract them with my devishly good looks, and my lover boy charm! Have no worries I got ur back.
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Rookies ...all you need is a dollar with a string on it.
LOL.
I had this trick which funnily enough always went unnoticed...where I'd tell the swinger to turn around and tuck a $1 in her panties. Well, every other time I did that after the first one, I'd swiftly pick my $1 dollar and put it in again.
Oh yeah, my times with swingers just reminded me:
-lays down on a nearby table candles, a matchbox, fetish clothes such as school uniform, nurse, teacher, a whip, whipped cream...and all the kinky stuff of life-
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[QUOTE=FireLighter]Ill distract them with my devishly good looks, and my lover boy charm! Have no worries I got ur back.[/QUOTE]
And fas has yours. No thanks, I'll take my chances with the ladies. Besides, I never said I wouldn't enjoy it
And fas has yours. No thanks, I'll take my chances with the ladies. Besides, I never said I wouldn't enjoy it
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!