Newbie Love Shack

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:41 pm

Yet another addiction of mine, cards. How could I forget that...

I'll be just the card dealer, and watch you people play strip poker, hoping it's the ladies that lose.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:42 pm

FINE ill stay, only because ill be too drunk to notice BS is practically nude...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:44 pm

Don't blame me for the semi nudity. A mans gotta drink.

*Downs whiskey*

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:46 pm

All this male nudity is not helping me stay here. Heh.

Time to call the swingers. Where's DW and AC?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:47 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Time to call the swingers. Where's DW and AC?

[/QUOTE]
NOOOO!!! *Runs home to grab wallet filled with one's adding up to 757 dollars. Then runs back hopefully in time for the show!*

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:47 pm

The strip poker table is for people who think they can just waltz in, fully clad. Sure they can, but they'd be subjected to playing strip poker. And the rules for strip poker will be bent in the love shack: If the player who must remove an article of clothing is not wearing any, the stripping automatically goes to the person to his/her left, and so on.

Now excuse me, I'm wearing too much clothes.
(heads into back room mentioned earlier, where no one with under 300 posts is allowed. Returns in a slinky string bikini, and pulls a frosty Corona out of the beer fridge. Sits by the waterfall and makes eyes at all the splendidly attired menfolk. Yes, she admits to herself, she might as well be a man for all she acts like one...)

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:48 pm

In the meantime, I'm disappointed more newbies haven't joined in the fun yet. With NEWBIE in the thread title, you'd expect at least a few more to take notice and decide to jump in.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:48 pm

Theyre too scared to 'measure' up to me.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:48 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]NOOOO!!! *Runs home to grab wallet filled with one's adding up to 757 dollars. Then runs back hopefully in time for the show!*[/QUOTE]

Rookies

...all you need is a dollar with a string on it.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:49 pm

Yeahhh, where ARE the swingers? (ducks the glances cast her way....)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:49 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!! Kinda like the quarter trick???

But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:51 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Yeahhh, where ARE the swingers? (ducks the glances cast her way....)[/QUOTE]
*Looks down even further then normally would to viek beornica, and says "Hey beornica, you're early!!"*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:51 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]LOLOLOLOL!!! Kinda like the quarter trick???

But I want them to afford skimpier attire next time, so I think im in the right here.[/QUOTE]

How can you get skimpier than nothing? You can't buy clothes with no money

Damn, now see what you did? You can get away with this kinda stuff for a few more posts, but me? I'm toast when they get back

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:52 pm

argh... so my math is off. maybe i shouldnt go for pre-calc next year... lol ok so i dont have the money for the show, can i have some m&m's at least? pretty please?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:52 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]*Looks down even further then normally would to viek beornica, and says "Hey beornica, you're early!!"*[/QUOTE]
"viek"?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:53 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Damn, now see what you did? You can get away with this kinda stuff for a few more posts, but me? I'm toast when they get back

[/QUOTE]
Ill distract them with my devishly good looks, and my lover boy charm! Have no worries I got ur back.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:53 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]"viek"?

[/QUOTE]

I don't think even the forum filter knew whether to catch that one of not....

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:54 pm

Rookies ...all you need is a dollar with a string on it.

LOL.

I had this trick which funnily enough always went unnoticed...where I'd tell the swinger to turn around and tuck a $1 in her panties. Well, every other time I did that after the first one, I'd swiftly pick my $1 dollar and put it in again.

Oh yeah, my times with swingers just reminded me:

-lays down on a nearby table candles, a matchbox, fetish clothes such as school uniform, nurse, teacher, a whip, whipped cream...and all the kinky stuff of life-

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:54 pm

*Confused what the meaning of the word is* Um.. do I have to answer that? Assuming it is a question of course.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:55 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]Ill distract them with my devishly good looks, and my lover boy charm! Have no worries I got ur back.[/QUOTE]

And fas has yours. No thanks, I'll take my chances with the ladies. Besides, I never said I wouldn't enjoy it