The Flop House

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Yes, I agree. Tequila is really a very very good drink...

I dont like bourbons much, a vanilla english whiskey is my choice.

And cachaça too. Damn, my country makes good drinks as well

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:19 pm

I've never had this vanilla whiskey you speak of. I like vanilla cigars, but I don't like sweet drinks. I have a friend that is from Brazil who told me of a Brazillian drink that's very lemony. Any idea what that is? I'll ask her when I see her next.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:24 pm

No, jop, sorry, I havent expressed myself correctly. American Bourbon is made of corn and other ingredients, while the english whiskey is made of "cevada" (dunno the word in english, sorry) and that's what I meant when I told vanilla...

I dont like sweet drinks either, except for the lemony drink your friend told you of.

Thats Caipirinha:

Add in a glass the juice of two lemmons, the same quantity of vodka (or cachaça or tequila or steinheger), fill the glass with water and ice. Mix it with sugar (I like it extra sweet) and presto, you've got the lemonny drink.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:59 pm

Sounds yummy! =q Like a vodka Lemonade! I'm going to go look up that word, I'm gonna make a guess at rye though.. We'll see how I do.

Edit: It's Barley.. Hmm.. DO you know of any brands that make this?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmmm... okay

Official Santa Application Form

The ideal applicant will:

*have a generous and giving disposition

*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

*look good in fire engine-red spandex

*must pack a substancial candy cane

*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

[/QUOTE]This sounds like a job I could handle. If I were the Flophouse Santa, could I pick who would be Santa's Helpers - and dictate how they should dress?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:55 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]This sounds like a job I could handle. If I were the Flophouse Santa, could I pick who would be Santa's Helpers - and dictate how they should dress?[/QUOTE]

Well, you certainly fill all of the qualifications...but we will need to test drive your lap before a final decision is made

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:04 pm

Yes, I am very generous and giving - I may even give you things you didn't actually ask for!

I am most certainly able to exercise restraint....

I possess plenty of stamina, and share a certain affinity with the reindeer

I have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

I do look good in fire engine-red, but I don't own any spandex. Will my union suit do?

Certain Druidical abilities helps me to maintain a substantial candy cane

And when it comes to chimneys, I have two words for you: Lubri Cation!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:06 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Yes, I am very generous and giving - I may even give you things you didn't actually ask for!

I am most certainly able to exercise restraint....

I possess plenty of stamina, and share a certain affinity with the reindeer

I have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

I do look good in fire engine-red, but I don't own any spandex. Will my union suit do?

Certain Druidical abilities helps me to maintain a substantial candy cane

And when it comes to chimneys, I have two words for you: Lubri Cation!

[/QUOTE]

Yay! We have our Santa!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:11 pm

My lap is ready for action.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:15 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]My lap is ready for action.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure I like the sound of that.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I'm not sure I like the sound of that.[/QUOTE]

Neither do I. Things are getting a bit... oh, whatever, waddia think jopp, a tequila at the citadel?

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:25 pm

*sets up a few hidden video cameras*

Sounds good to me!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:25 pm

Heh, heh. I'm a Bad Santa. I've scared off the youngins! Quick! DW and Scayde! Show them your new 'Santa's Helper" outfits!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:31 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]My lap is ready for action.[/QUOTE]

*dresses in special Christmas elf outfit and perches on Gwally's lap*

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:34 pm

*thinking from around the corner: Perches???*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:38 pm

Yay !!!

Gwally is Santa !!!

*Waiting under the mistletoe*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:38 pm

LOL! Nothing like having a blond Xena The Warrior Princess as one of Santa's Helpers, eh?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:40 pm

@Scayde: Yes, what would you like for Christmas, Little Girl?

*edit: What would you like Santa to give you for Christmas, Little Girl?

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:41 pm

*jedi mind trick* You do not need helpers, you will send them to the citadel.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:44 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]*jedi mind trick* You do not need helpers, you will send them to the citadel.[/QUOTE]Ho, ho, ho! Nice try.