[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmmm... okay
Official Santa Application Form
The ideal applicant will:
*have a generous and giving disposition
*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap
*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge
*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving
*look good in fire engine-red spandex
*must pack a substancial candy cane
*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

[/QUOTE]This sounds like a job I could handle. If I were the Flophouse Santa, could I pick who would be Santa's Helpers - and dictate how they should dress?