Sure signs you have been playing too much

holy666diver · Post by **holy666diver** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:37 pm

[QUOTE=matthew13]You have something to post on the "Sure signs you have been playing too much" thread. . .

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Cheap shot! Yet so very, very true...

Mister Popo · Post by **Mister Popo** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:50 am

[QUOTE=pennypincher]5) You have sex with crazy female vampires and dudes in graveyards for "Experince Points"[/QUOTE]

Your so cheap...I slept with him for his gun.

Lillis · Post by **Lillis** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:54 am

You're afraid of being a jerk and/or being rude, as it might cost you a point of your Humanity.

UBERScholes · Post by **UBERScholes** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:30 am

Well I personally have developed a penchant for pale, black haired women in white dresses. Why I haven't even needed to watch 'There's a party in my hair and everyone's coming! 3' since I first entered the Asylum in Santa Monica. And also I developed a strange disease t'other day and so to find the source of said plague I massacred 4 dozen dreary, moaning and shambling zombies using only a combat knife and a razor sharp wit, but was dismayed to eventually discover upon meeting the priest that it was an AA meeting. Boy was my face red!

I haven't been affected in the depraved ways you sad cases have.

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:22 pm

[QUOTE=Lillis]You're afraid of being a jerk and/or being rude, as it might cost you a point of your Humanity.[/QUOTE]

Well, this one is actually somewhat true....

pennypincher · Post by **pennypincher** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:42 pm

Hey! I only slept with him because I like the greasy, zombie hating kinda guys..

.. Wait, what the hell am I saying? I AM a greasy zombie hating kinda guy! *goes to make sweet sweet love to himself!!*

Lugaru · Post by **Lugaru** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:18 am

True story:

I kept thinking I was "undead" when playing other games. Im a big soldier of fortune 2 fan and for me a randomly generated level is my "solitare". Any way's I would jump off sniper "crows nests" and take massive damage and I would be like "what!? But I am suposed to be nearly inmortal!". Same with drowning.

(Another thing that happened... I kept hitting the wrong button trying to open a door. Normally not a big deal, but pretty frustrating when you have an unpinned grenade in your hand).

Kapalina · Post by **Kapalina** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:12 am

1) You run around many different towns and areas working for a 'Prince' only to realise you never actually sleep.

2) You start asking random hospital clerks for a 'fix'

3) You visit several different clubs only to realise the girls you keep chasing are actually the same with different clothes and hair colour

4) You can hear a 'dong' sound whenever you do anything naughty

5) Whenever you jump you make a pose like Trinity off the Matrix.

pennypincher · Post by **pennypincher** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:33 pm

You take everything that happens in your life, no matter how shattering and devistating... Pretty damm well.
"Your a souless, blood drinking vampire now. I had to kill the only person who really knew why they made you into this. Anyway, go do some things for me that make very little sense to you right now."
"S'cool. Can I get paied?"

You find yourself unconcerened by the fact you just gunned down three people while a cop was watching, confident in the fact that the exact same cop wont recognise you from a bar of soap in about 5 mins time.

Your local radio station DOES list your more recent exploits! Horrificaly!!

Lugaru · Post by **Lugaru** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:39 pm

It takes you nearly a week to get any thing done because of all the favors you agree to. Example: going out to buy milk unlocks a series of quests in which you save the store owners daughter, get the daughters cat out of a tree, bring the cat a can of catfood and drive away the russian mob so the store owner will give you the cat food.

Then on your way home you realize you forgot the milk.

suzziq1 · Post by **suzziq1** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:10 pm

when you go to the fridge for a blood bag!!

showoffjp · Post by **showoffjp** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:24 pm

when you actually spend time trying to think of clever things to say on a thread like this...

Bucky · Post by **Bucky** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:41 pm

Haha...good one showoffjp!

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:53 am

[QUOTE=showoffjp]when you actually spend time trying to think of clever things to say on a thread like this...[/QUOTE]

Wrong. When you DON'T need to spend time to think of something clever to write here

Hemothorax · Post by **Hemothorax** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:57 pm

You find yourself thinking:

a) Your weird boss must be a Malkavian
b) Your mother-in-law must be a Nosferatu
c) Your girlfriend must be a Toreador
d) Your dog is actually a constantly morphed Gangrel
e) which explains your aenemia...
f) given his bankaccount your grandpa must be a Ventrue
g) which explains why he doesnt want to die...

showoffjp · Post by **showoffjp** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:35 pm

when you know all the lyrics to all the songs played on the radio(at the end), at clubs, etc. I espeacially had that one song in my head, which is payed off the radio on Santa Monica beach, sung again in the empire hotel(party room), and then again on the radio at the end of the game(close to it, atleast). You know, the one that goes: "I could have died that night, but I heard the voice..."
*sigh* there I go again...

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:31 am

When you start suspecting your local japanese/chinese restaurant of being a Kuei-Jin front...

Blu3)Marine( · Post by **Blu3)Marine(** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:22 pm

You put videotapes in your mailbox, go out of the building and swiftly back only to be wondering why dont you have a new poster in your room.

When on a visit in a cave, you refuse to leave by a boat with words "I`ll freeze"

You`re wondering after an hour of running in the sewers why are you all wet and smell like a **** and your subterfuge skill aint working properlly

pennypincher · Post by **pennypincher** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:07 pm

Sucking the life out of rats isn't as rewarding as you suspected... Maybe your Ventrue??

RazorBack · Post by **RazorBack** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:19 pm

1) You visit your local cemetary at night with the sword you purchased on Ebay and wonder why zombies aren't rushing the gates.

2) When you get home you're still amazed that your girlfriend is not interested in sucking your blood instead!