What about extra painting for the shell? [/QUOTE]Shhh! That is like females removing hair on their lips, and should not be talked about. If she does that it is private business.
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[QUOTE=Brynn]ROFL What about extra painting for the shell? [/QUOTE]
Shhh! That is like females removing hair on their lips, and should not be talked about. If she does that it is private business.
What about extra painting for the shell? [/QUOTE]Shhh! That is like females removing hair on their lips, and should not be talked about. If she does that it is private business.
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Good god. SYM has gone to the snails! (bad pun so sue me ) I demand we go back to something sane and normal like human sexual habits. What kind of perverts discuss snails. You people are sick. SICK I tell you. SICK!!
(bad pun so sue me ) I demand we go back to something sane and normal like human sexual habits. What kind of perverts discuss snails. You people are sick. SICK I tell you. SICK!!For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Scientific my butt. You lot were getting kinky!
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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[QUOTE=C Elegans]At this stage no, since even if there may be for instance hormonal differences, we cannot take any test to measure this. Actually, at molecular level there is no way at all to know if a brain is male or female. At physiological level, you can see that female brains are smaller. But there is a lot of individual variation since brain size is highly correlated to body size. Best is to ask, I think, especially considering the possibility of trans-gender issues and all [/QUOTE]
So, do you think we should send a written note to this brain, perhaps using a friendly, colored stationery, and ask what gender it is, and what it's sexual preferences are? Or are those the sorts of things we should expect the snail will find out only after a meeting, perhaps at Starbucks?
[/QUOTE]So, do you think we should send a written note to this brain, perhaps using a friendly, colored stationery, and ask what gender it is, and what it's sexual preferences are? Or are those the sorts of things we should expect the snail will find out only after a meeting, perhaps at Starbucks?
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[QUOTE=Brynn]But I have no questions about human habits
Anyway, a nice scientifical discussion was developing and you just stepped in
Let's get back to snails, I say [/QUOTE]
I have questions about human habits, depending on the human involved...
Anyway, a nice scientifical discussion was developing and you just stepped in
Let's get back to snails, I say
[/QUOTE]I have questions about human habits, depending on the human involved...
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]human evolution?
ameba=something fishy=CM=snail=four legged amphibian=bipedal monkey=homo sapiens
well anyways i have a question whether oozit is really a girl..?? [/QUOTE]
Ha, love how CM fits between those two.
Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not.
ameba=something fishy=CM=snail=four legged amphibian=bipedal monkey=homo sapiens
well anyways i have a question whether oozit is really a girl..??
[/QUOTE]Ha, love how CM fits between those two.
Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, love how CM fits between those two.
Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not. [/QUOTE]
you wish to know where in the almanac the human females mating season is scheduled? well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask...
Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not.
[/QUOTE]you wish to know where in the almanac the human females mating season is scheduled?
well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask... [QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]you wish to know where in the almanac the human females mating season is scheduled? well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask... [/QUOTE]
Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though.
well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask... [/QUOTE]Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though. [/QUOTE]
you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here
damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)
[/QUOTE]you too? hmm, i see pattern here
women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here
damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)[/QUOTE]
You are on SYM you figured that out now? You lucky bastards. My religion forbids pre-martial sex. I am so gonna have a talk with the guy up there when i get to hell. It seriously causes problems for us hormonal teenagers
women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)[/QUOTE]
You are on SYM you figured that out now?
You lucky bastards. My religion forbids pre-martial sex. I am so gonna have a talk with the guy up there when i get to hell. It seriously causes problems for us hormonal teenagers For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]That means he cant have sex before learning Judo, Aikido, and Karate. [/QUOTE]
May you be attacked by rabid horny hamsters.
[/QUOTE]May you be attacked by rabid horny hamsters.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though. [/QUOTE]
So you mean, my wife and I are the only ones left on the planet who simply enjoy sex and lovemaking for their own sake?
[/QUOTE]So you mean, my wife and I are the only ones left on the planet who simply enjoy sex and lovemaking for their own sake?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Nah, my girlfriend and I quite enjoy it too. Just picking on females.fable wrote:So you mean, my wife and I are the only ones left on the planet who simply enjoy sex and lovemaking for their own sake?
I feel lucky my gf happens to be nearly as bad as I am with sex and isn't like that. Unfortunately she hasn't taken my attitude of 2-4 times a day is good for you yet.you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here
damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)
If there were more hours in a day she might be more agreeable though.So long as there isn't any actual tearing and ruining of clothes my gf is fine with all of that. But we do happen to do more holding of each other after an argument and making up than anything else so your not far off from me at least.
Maybe that rule is simply one of those nasty misinterpretations common in religions? If not, your welcome to join mine. Sex is encouraged on any surface that will happen to be comfortable and not break from the activity and as often as time and responsabilities allows in my religion.CM wrote:You are on SYM you figured that out now? You lucky bastards. My religion forbids pre-martial sex. I am so gonna have a talk with the guy up there when i get to hell. It seriously causes problems for us hormonal teenagers
That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!Luis Antonio wrote:That means he cant have sex before learning Judo, Aikido, and Karate.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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