CM wrote:Ha! I am a chauvinistic male. I can handle any woman where ever she is from.
ROFLMAO *cringes in laughing cramps*
Oh my, I should really try to compose myself...hrm...well, you are obviously in worse condition than I thought, poor Fas. I think a brain scan is in order, until then, just keep calm and stay here.
Fas]I should ask CE what is the psychological problem where you mask your true feelings have stating otherwise. [/QUOTE]
I would actually be more interested in what is Winter Rose's psychological problem since she is with you.
On the other hand wrote:
Winter Rose]
Luis -- come here wrote:
AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug*
Yeltsu]
Oh crap wrote:
Don't worry too much Yeltsu, you will not get any lasting disabilities from this
Brynn][quote=winter rose]
Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. [/quote]
Oh wrote:
I am happy to see you two are coming closer to your true emotions and true selves.
Of course, thanks for your form. Now, let's see if I have someone who matches...*searches in database*...hm...I find one staff member here who appears to fit the requirements extremly well. I put an appointment with you in your room at 10 pm in her schedule. I hope tonights meeting will be to your satisfaction!
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[QUOTE=C Elegans]Sounds like you currently need no treatment to enhance your selection criteria, then. People who pass out, fall asleep or have low stamina (as I and Brynn discussed above) are really boring. The best solution is usually to call for somebody else immediately.[/QUOTE]
*nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner.
As far as that survey goes, I've everything, although if my girl had slightly more pronounce curves that would be nice. Still, she suits my purposes quite well as is. Love the skirts with the long black hair down to her waist.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun
I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun
I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.[/QUOTE]
*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while.
I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while.
I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose. [/QUOTE]
Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity [/QUOTE]
He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam [/QUOTE]
Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity [/QUOTE]
Well kudos to you, definately have more will power than I do there.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam [/QUOTE]
I concur.
[QUOTE=CM]Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry [/QUOTE]
My towel trick works for collars and leashes too you know. Might help with the irritability to reduce the chaffing.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Well my towel trick has a brick inside it usually. You both can feel its affect if you want
See WR doesn't tell me what to do. I am very good at getting the hints
Luis just wait till i tell them about what you have been doing to your sheep
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Luis Antonio wrote:Blondes or Brunnettes Tan girls are far more welcome, though. You know... Girls with bikini marks are hot. Hm... Depends. I like big and curvy, but I'm not picky, the girl doesnt need to be perfect. Of course that helps. I'm tall (190 cm, 84 kg ) so I prefer girls with similar height.
I want chocolates, short skirts, and laces. I also enjoy a big room, with dim ligths, and a jaccuzzi. I'm sure Moltovir has set that up already. Of course, I'm not picky, so only a bed or a chair may be enough
Regarding stamina... I'd spent 5-6 hours on... exercise, rest for some hours, and do it all over again, you wont be trouble due to lack of observation.
Thanks for filling out the form. Now I will see what we have...*search database*...ah, here is a blonde and very curvy lic psychologist, 180 cm, she likes chocolate too and she usually wears skirts. I will make sure she collects plenty of observation data.
The large rooms with jacuzzi, bar and other luxury facilites are only for the staff, but there is a bed, a chair, a table, a nightstand and a closet in your cellar room. There are also metal handcuffs attached to the wall. Everything you do in the room will be documented on film by hidden cameras. Do not worry about this, this data is collected merely for scientific purpose and will not be used for anything else without your written consent. hehehe
Sytze]
Forgive me wrote:
Very good, you sound much better already. I am happy to see your psychological health improve so quickly.
Magrus]
*nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner.
As far as that survey goes wrote:
It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!
Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know
@Fas: ROFLMAO
Arno]
I've got a serious problem...[/quote][/quote][/quote]
If you are serious about having a serious problem wrote:http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=621694[/url]
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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[QUOTE=C Elegans]It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!
Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know[/QUOTE]
So true, sex to me is a very important part of expressing feelings of love and affection for a woman. It's oh so effective in dealing with stress and frustrations too. Some of the reasons I've broken up with girls is they just cannot for the life of them keep up with me, no matter what they've tried. It caused too much frustration on both ends of our relationships. You test drive your car before buying it don't you? Why not your partner?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Alas what one must do willingly in the name of religion is tough. But hey i get into heaven
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=ik911]My mental state has been dubbed Confusus Infinitus (by me, yesterday, in the Heathen Citadel, if you must know... nowww... where was I?)
What am I typing now? How did I get here? Wait, I know. No I don't.
So, doc, you got anything? Because if you have it, give it back! I've lost it months ago...[/QUOTE]
*puts on a white coat* Drugs are bad mm'kay. Sobriety for 2 weeks should clear up your Confusus Infinitus problems.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]*puts on a white coat* Drugs are bad mm'kay. Sobriety for 2 weeks should clear up your Confusus Infinitus problems. [/QUOTE]
Yes, drugs are bad. Now if I could only remember where I put them...
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
[QUOTE=ik911]Yes, drugs are bad. Now if I could only remember where I put them...
[/QUOTE]
Ha
My roommates generally found theirs on the floor in the bathroom, or next to the jar of peanut butter that was always left open on the counter. That, or lost in the sheets on their bed or near the couch.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
