Women Who Think

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:06 am

[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Excellant where can I find a solicitor?![/QUOTE]I qualify as a solicitor, also a lawyer, barrister and many other things

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:19 am

ok then lets get the case sorted, I want roughly 11 women sued and that number may rise assuming I remember the others that occured durring my drunken nights out........of which obviously none were my fault and I was harrased, used and abused by them all

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:42 am

[QUOTE=Macleod1701]ok then lets get the case sorted, I want roughly 11 women sued and that number may rise assuming I remember the others that occured durring my drunken nights out........of which obviously none were my fault and I was harrased, used and abused by them all[/QUOTE]Only 11?

Alrighty then, how much money do you want from these women? 2, 3, 4 million?

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:48 am

Well it's only 11 that I'm 98% almost completely but not quite positive off if that helps, however I am a bloke and as this thread clearly points out it is women who think and not men and so I am probably completely wrong or right depending on which side you butter the bread on and the diameter of crap the bird leaves on your car. £5,000,000 from each of them will do

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:57 am

[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Well it's only 11 that I'm 98% almost completely but not quite positive off if that helps, however I am a bloke and as this thread clearly points out it is women who think and not men and so I am probably completely wrong or right depending on which side you butter the bread on and the diameter of crap the bird leaves on your car. £5,000,000 from each of them will do[/QUOTE]Righty ho then, you shall have your percentage of it tommorow.

Shai Hulud · Post by **Shai Hulud** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:10 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]lol!

Sadly... I have met far too many women, as well as men, who do not think...

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LOL, DW you know all men think, its just not always with their brain.

You are right though it seems thought, for both sexes, has become a past time.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:38 am

[QUOTE=oozae]TM, you look at all pointy/stick things like that!

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Actually, I HAVE always gotten a kick out of the Eiffel tower - a monument a city's inhabitants originally disliked, and have now adopted as a symbol of their city/country - and it's an enourmous phallic object! I can't look at it without laughing! I actually had a female friend who said something like, "It's soo romantic, I want to get proposed to on the top of the Eifel tower in Paris!" I couldn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes!

@SH: You mean we don't have TWO brains???

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:09 pm

Encase it in rubber and Godzilla could use it as a sex toy.

"Oh darling I want to be proposed to on top of that enormous *****"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:24 pm

Tower_Master wrote:Actually, I HAVE always gotten a kick out of the Eiffel tower - a monument a city's inhabitants originally disliked, and have now adopted as a symbol of their city/country - and it's an enourmous phallic object! I can't look at it without laughing! I actually had a female friend who said something like, "It's soo romantic, I want to get proposed to on the top of the Eifel tower in Paris!" I couldn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes!

@SH: You mean we don't have TWO brains???

*chuckles* If someone had said that to me, I would definately have gotten slapped at my suggestion for a far less expensive alternative.

I have one brain, I'm sometimes quite unsure as to those around me though...

Encase it in rubber and Godzilla could use it as a sex toy.

"Oh darling I want to be proposed to on top of that enormous *****"

THAT is an image I didn't need.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:45 pm

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THAT is an image I didn't need.

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And a bit unnecessary...

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:22 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Actually, I HAVE always gotten a kick out of the Eiffel tower - a monument a city's inhabitants originally disliked, and have now adopted as a symbol of their city/country - and it's an enourmous phallic object! I can't look at it without laughing! I actually had a female friend who said something like, "It's soo romantic, I want to get proposed to on the top of the Eifel tower in Paris!" I couldn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes!

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So it's true then!?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:06 pm

...just read this post.Funny joke,lol,Same thing happened to a friend of mine.