Caenorhabditis Elegans' practice of mental welfare
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Macleod1701
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[QUOTE=oozae]Dear Moltovir
It has come to my attention that you have started a clinic. I would appreciate it if you would forward the message below to the appropriate nurse:
Lately I have been feeling strange emotions with Brynn. Whenever I see her username or posts I feel a strange tingly feeling. Often I faint and I have been assured that I gibber strange messages. I have not been told the nature of what I have been gibbering, unfortunately.
Whenever Brynn says kind things about me or even mentions my name I feel extreme embarressment and I blush for a long period of time.
I feel inferior compared to Brynn and have tried to hide it.
Brynn is always in my head, I can sit and think of her for hours on end.
Also, I am concerned about feeling intense jealousy towards anyone being kindly regarded by Brynn; especially Luis.
Please advise me on this matter, for I fear I have some strange disease or disorder that cannot be cured.
Yours Sincerely
Oozae[/QUOTE]
This is a case of obsession young man. Treatment should be irratic beatings administered by the target of your obsession.
It has come to my attention that you have started a clinic. I would appreciate it if you would forward the message below to the appropriate nurse:
Lately I have been feeling strange emotions with Brynn. Whenever I see her username or posts I feel a strange tingly feeling. Often I faint and I have been assured that I gibber strange messages. I have not been told the nature of what I have been gibbering, unfortunately.
Whenever Brynn says kind things about me or even mentions my name I feel extreme embarressment and I blush for a long period of time.
I feel inferior compared to Brynn and have tried to hide it.
Brynn is always in my head, I can sit and think of her for hours on end.
Also, I am concerned about feeling intense jealousy towards anyone being kindly regarded by Brynn; especially Luis.
Please advise me on this matter, for I fear I have some strange disease or disorder that cannot be cured.
Yours Sincerely
Oozae[/QUOTE]
This is a case of obsession young man. Treatment should be irratic beatings administered by the target of your obsession.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
But she already does!This is a case of obsession young man. Treatment should be irratic beatings administered by the target of your obsession.
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
[QUOTE=moltovir]Since when are foot massages called "working"? [/QUOTE]
And since when is it called "foot massage"?
[Quote=Macleod]Oh dear why is it whenever I go away for a few days I return to find you all have left me and contracted even more alarming mental instabilities, do you realise how long it took me to stalk you all here, I demand immediate attention or at the very least a cup of coffee and a pot noodle............it's cold out here and I'm lonely[/quote]
Oh Macleod, you ARE here! Rejoice everyone, prasie the Lord for he has been good to us! What a joy it is to see you! Come, tell me what kept you I've been missing you sooo much! Here, have a cup of coffee, and please honour us with your invaluable company! Entertain us with your funny and witty stories, please, pretty please and let us slumber in peace at your lovely swee voice! Ah, what a glorious day!
Dear Moltovir,
I kindly ask you to please stop er... ehm... giving foot massage to CE and let her focus on her work so that she can use all her abilities and strength to cure Oozit!
Thank you in advance,
Brynnie
[/QUOTE]And since when is it called "foot massage"?
[Quote=Macleod]Oh dear why is it whenever I go away for a few days I return to find you all have left me and contracted even more alarming mental instabilities, do you realise how long it took me to stalk you all here, I demand immediate attention or at the very least a cup of coffee and a pot noodle............it's cold out here and I'm lonely[/quote]
Oh Macleod, you ARE here! Rejoice everyone, prasie the Lord for he has been good to us! What a joy it is to see you! Come, tell me what kept you I've been missing you sooo much! Here, have a cup of coffee, and please honour us with your invaluable company! Entertain us with your funny and witty stories, please, pretty please and let us slumber in peace at your lovely swee voice! Ah, what a glorious day!
Dear Moltovir,
I kindly ask you to please stop er... ehm... giving foot massage to CE and let her focus on her work so that she can use all her abilities and strength to cure Oozit!
Thank you in advance,
Brynnie
Up the IRONS!
[QUOTE=oozae]Pillllssss please, neeeeed myyy pillllllssssss please! [/QUOTE]
No you don't. Run into traffic, does the same thing.
[/QUOTE]No you don't. Run into traffic, does the same thing.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Macleod1701
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- Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:05 am
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[QUOTE=Brynn]
Oh Macleod, you ARE here! Rejoice everyone, prasie the Lord for he has been good to us! What a joy it is to see you! Come, tell me what kept you I've been missing you sooo much! Here, have a cup of coffee, and please honour us with your invaluable company! Entertain us with your funny and witty stories, please, pretty please and let us slumber in peace at your lovely swee voice! Ah, what a glorious day!
[/QUOTE]
There is no need to be sarcastic, 'sniffle' I have feelings and can be hurt too, 'whimper'
Oh Macleod, you ARE here! Rejoice everyone, prasie the Lord for he has been good to us! What a joy it is to see you! Come, tell me what kept you I've been missing you sooo much! Here, have a cup of coffee, and please honour us with your invaluable company! Entertain us with your funny and witty stories, please, pretty please and let us slumber in peace at your lovely swee voice! Ah, what a glorious day!
[/QUOTE]
There is no need to be sarcastic, 'sniffle' I have feelings and can be hurt too, 'whimper'
Donkeys are aliens!
Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
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Macleod1701
- Posts: 938
- Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:05 am
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Hey...this is just what I've been looking for. The last therapist I saw was defrocked, so this will do just fine.
Okay...here's one of my host of problems. I notice things. All of the time. On the surface, this would seem harmless and actually desirable, but it truly goes beyond the pale. For example, while sitting in traffic waiting on a signal light to change, I'll notice two birds fighting over a piece of bread on the sidewalk in the distance. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll notice that a pedestrian has a large reddish birthmark under their left eye. It doesn't stop here, though. While all of this is going on, I'm mulling over the last 10 years of my life, re-living all of the uncomfortable experiences during that time. If I'm in the left turning lane of the intersection, I'll also notice that occasionally, my turn signal and the turn signal of the car in front of me flash in syncopation. I'll also notice all of the subtle dents on that car, revealed as the sunlight reflects off of the painted surface of the quarter panels. I might also turn off the car radio in disgust when my favorite classical music station starts broadcasting opera.
All of this, in the span of less than two minutes. Advice, please.
Okay...here's one of my host of problems. I notice things. All of the time. On the surface, this would seem harmless and actually desirable, but it truly goes beyond the pale. For example, while sitting in traffic waiting on a signal light to change, I'll notice two birds fighting over a piece of bread on the sidewalk in the distance. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll notice that a pedestrian has a large reddish birthmark under their left eye. It doesn't stop here, though. While all of this is going on, I'm mulling over the last 10 years of my life, re-living all of the uncomfortable experiences during that time. If I'm in the left turning lane of the intersection, I'll also notice that occasionally, my turn signal and the turn signal of the car in front of me flash in syncopation. I'll also notice all of the subtle dents on that car, revealed as the sunlight reflects off of the painted surface of the quarter panels. I might also turn off the car radio in disgust when my favorite classical music station starts broadcasting opera.
All of this, in the span of less than two minutes. Advice, please.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
[QUOTE=Chanak]Hey...this is just what I've been looking for. The last therapist I saw was defrocked, so this will do just fine.
Okay...here's one of my host of problems. I notice things. All of the time. On the surface, this would seem harmless and actually desirable, but it truly goes beyond the pale. For example, while sitting in traffic waiting on a signal light to change, I'll notice two birds fighting over a piece of bread on the sidewalk in the distance. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll notice that a pedestrian has a large reddish birthmark under their left eye. It doesn't stop here, though. While all of this is going on, I'm mulling over the last 10 years of my life, re-living all of the uncomfortable experiences during that time. If I'm in the left turning lane of the intersection, I'll also notice that occasionally, my turn signal and the turn signal of the car in front of me flash in syncopation. I'll also notice all of the subtle dents on that car, revealed as the sunlight reflects off of the painted surface of the quarter panels. I might also turn off the car radio in disgust when my favorite classical music station starts broadcasting opera.
All of this, in the span of less than two minutes. Advice, please.[/QUOTE]Concentrate with all your will on one thing. Admittedly you probably couldn't keep this up, but at the moment it's the best I can think of.... Perhaps I shall think on it later.
Okay...here's one of my host of problems. I notice things. All of the time. On the surface, this would seem harmless and actually desirable, but it truly goes beyond the pale. For example, while sitting in traffic waiting on a signal light to change, I'll notice two birds fighting over a piece of bread on the sidewalk in the distance. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll notice that a pedestrian has a large reddish birthmark under their left eye. It doesn't stop here, though. While all of this is going on, I'm mulling over the last 10 years of my life, re-living all of the uncomfortable experiences during that time. If I'm in the left turning lane of the intersection, I'll also notice that occasionally, my turn signal and the turn signal of the car in front of me flash in syncopation. I'll also notice all of the subtle dents on that car, revealed as the sunlight reflects off of the painted surface of the quarter panels. I might also turn off the car radio in disgust when my favorite classical music station starts broadcasting opera.
All of this, in the span of less than two minutes. Advice, please.[/QUOTE]Concentrate with all your will on one thing. Admittedly you probably couldn't keep this up, but at the moment it's the best I can think of.... Perhaps I shall think on it later.
Silent.
[QUOTE=moltovir]Dear Brynn,
No
Molty[/QUOTE]
I will initiate a riot, then, while you two are away. I'll raise people to lock you up in that room, steal all the money and take over the place. Wow, what a good idea I think I'll get a garage built under the house, my poor Z4 freezes outside in this cold.
Hope that's OK with you
No
Molty[/QUOTE]
I will initiate a riot, then, while you two are away. I'll raise people to lock you up in that room, steal all the money and take over the place. Wow, what a good idea
I think I'll get a garage built under the house, my poor Z4 freezes outside in this cold.Hope that's OK with you
Up the IRONS!
As well as, or apart from it's demented looks, shocking performance, and ridiculous price?
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.