[QUOTE=oozae]Trials of a Clueless Nurse Named Magrus:
"So, I ask her if she would like my... special treatment. She takes off all her clothes and agree's. I look at her chest and realise, it's just a chest. My gaze slowly travel's downwards and I shriek. Suddenly her voice deepen's, and she ask's what's wrong, honey? After hearing this, I run out the room followed by her. I think, why am I being followed by a horny man? Then I scream out, what have I done to deserve this!?" [/QUOTE]
Thank you CE for this wonderful cattle prod.
*zaps oozit in the forehead with it* DOWN little deceitful beast!
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
oozae can't help being the way he is, you should see his right forearm, it's bulging with muscle from all the 'exercise' he gives it. His left is withered and pathetic. Really he's just like that horny little yappy dog that's always humping your leg.
Donkeys are aliens!
Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
[QUOTE=moltovir]I thought the sign said "mental welfare clinic", not "psycho-sexologic and mentally deranged clinic for Australian morons and alcoholics" [/QUOTE]Pffff, I merely copied an excerpt from a journal named Trials of a Clueless Nurse Named Magrus Nothing wrong with that!
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Congratulations! Oozit and Magrus discovered the truth about timezones [/QUOTE]
It's not my fault he doesn't know what time it is here. My times the right time dontcha know.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]It's not my fault he doesn't know what time it is here. My times the right time dontcha know. [/QUOTE]Australia has been inhabited far longer then America (Australia was really close to where humans started out) so that means that Australia's timezone is the rightiest time (except for a bit of Africa..) and don't you forget that!
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]lol! Dont get mad at me, dude, its just a joke... besides, I hate timezones too.
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Also, CE's miraculous treatment helped me to see the truth.[/QUOTE]
I can't stand them, irritating little invention. I can't tell time when drunk anyways.
[QUOTE=oozit]Australia has been inhabited far longer then America (Australia was really close to where humans started out) so that means that Australia's timezone is the rightiest time (except for a bit of Africa..) and don't you forget that! [/QUOTE]
Oh your right. All blame goes to the british IMO.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, if you were a girl, I prefer redheads. But a boy... I have this new, sleek and shiny cattle prod that is completely untested.... [/QUOTE]
Not the cattle prod! Is one out of two not enough?!?
Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@CE:if you send your digicam with a pic of your naked butt on it i'll return the favor... [/QUOTE]
lol And the competition for 2005's Sexiest Butt Award on SYM is open, ladies and gentlemen!
[QUOTE=Brynn]lol And the competition for 2005's Sexiest Butt Award on SYM is open, ladies and gentlemen! [/QUOTE]
Just post pics and i will vote
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
[QUOTE=Grimar]Just post pics and i will vote [/QUOTE]
I recall some very disturbing pictures of behinds that have recently been scattered on the forums. Maybe we shouldn't encourage them...
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
ok! then i will change my opinion:
Girls Just post pics and i will vote(and don't take it to far )
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
[QUOTE=giles337]Not the cattle prod! Is one out of two not enough?!? [/QUOTE]
Male redheads do me no good in so many ways though! No good, nuh-uh. Maybe I'll just forego the cattle prod and be nice this time though.
[QUOTE=Brynn]lol And the competition for 2005's Sexiest Butt Award on SYM is open, ladies and gentlemen! [/QUOTE]
Well, I know I have sexy hair, butts on the other hand, no way I'd win.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
