Beach Party at the Loco Cabana

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:10 pm

Although I like alcohol, I'm not that keen on drugs. Sure, I've had my experimental phase, and a very long one at that, but they never really attracted me.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:12 pm

Hey who said anything about drugs? *shudder*

I have a medical condition that allows me to enjoy the fruits of life. (the condition is called 'enjoying life while I'm livin') It's actually PTSD and Panic Attacks...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:12 pm

I love my alcohol, drugs...one of those "occasional party" things. Nothing more than that though...chemicals of any kind do weird stuff to me.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:25 pm

[QUOTE=moltovir]@Denethorn: Your love for good beer is like a fresh breeze of air in a musty room, but it's ofset somewhat by the fact that Englishmen drink their beer tepid and without head, a fact that can only be described by one word: *yuck!*[/QUOTE]

My friend the tepidity of our beer is one of those things greatly exaggerated. The most appealing beer in the world is on a hot summers day, out for a walk in the country, coming across a public house and ordering a pint - the glass chilled, with little crystals of moisture running down the side, your palm moist as you raise it - so mouthwatering, so appealing and so refreshing

As for drugs? Who needs them when you have legal access to the greatest intoxicatant of them all - alcohol

And the effects are better than any other drug in existence! Opium, marajuana, ecstasy, acid... nothing compared to the mighty alcohol.

I like the trappings of imbibing, the company it keeps—the restaurants and cafes and bars and the people who gather in them. And I drink, frankly, because I like the glow, the softening of hard edges, the faint anesthesia. I like the way my mind races, one zigzag step ahead of logic. I like the flash flood of unexpected utter joy that courses quickly through me between this glass and that one.

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:33 pm

This discussion made me think of a part of John Cleese's excellent "Notice of Revocation of Independence" (read it! read it!):

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:37 pm

Ahh. And true Budweiser (as I mentioned) is called Budwar

still brewed in the Czech Republic

Plus I only drink lager if I'm in the right mood, or if I have to. I don't mind it, but why settle when there is better on tap

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The beers I mentioned are bitter, or mild - WITH the hops still in them

. Many a time have I discussed the difference between lager, beer and ale

Highgate Dark Mild, or Highgate Bitter - beers of kings

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:42 pm

Not king of Beers, or president, dumb friggin Miller light commercials.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:43 pm

*wakes up and turns over to tan the other side*
Well I'll have my rum in a coconut anyway. screw all the other stuff

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:46 pm

I miss my rum.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:51 pm

Hmm It's nice out

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:53 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I miss my rum.

[/QUOTE]

Why is the rum gone?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:56 pm

Too sunny out, migraines and such.

Why is the rum gone?

I drank it all last night.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:01 pm

I am going kyaking. Goodbye.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:03 pm

bye. Have fun

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:08 pm

Has the MCOPCDAWD died

if it does I'd just like to warn Mag that its final gurgling drunken message to the world will be:

"My not caring what people think and being a pervert makes me avoid leaving the house quite often. I get in trouble. "

What a legacy

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:21 pm

I'm taking a break for the summer.

I'll do a message. Hold on.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:56 pm

Uh, now I'm off to get drunk.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:07 pm

I wanna go get drunk.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:14 pm

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:28 pm

Heh...maybe in a few hours. Rachel wants me for tomorrow, chances are I'll need booze for that.