The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:07 pm

Smelling Something Good...

*pokes head in*

Hello?

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dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:10 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*sticks head in*

Hello?

[/QUOTE]

Hello Hill

The BBQ is hot, the beer is cold, and the whiskey is plentiful

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:16 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hello Hill

The BBQ is hot, the beer is cold, and the whiskey is plentiful

[/QUOTE]

Excellent!

Depraved? Does this mean that you won't try to hurt me if I hug you tightly?

pst... I was actually in the process of getting ready to bump this when you got to it.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:17 pm

*sidles in* What is this place?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:19 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Excellent!

Depraved? Does this mean that you won't try to hurt me if I hug you tightly?

pst... I was actually in the process of getting ready to bump this when you got to it. [/QUOTE]

Hmmm does that mean you equate depravity with women allowing you to hug them tightly?

lol! Well, I figured it was only a matter of time before one of us bumped it

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:20 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*sidles in* What is this place?[/QUOTE]

Hi Fiona!
This place is a sort of sanctuary for the morally corrupt inhabitants of SYM. It's very cozy, I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:22 pm

Hmmm. *sidles back out having read the first two pages* Not so sure about that, DW. No offence

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:25 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Hmmm. *sidles back out having read the first two pages* Not so sure about that, DW. No offence

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lol! Fair enough

Though, I think these days are things are a bit tamer than when the place first opened

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:27 pm

And you think that will last

I don't have the right qualifications for a place like this

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:28 pm

Does this mean no stripping, gyrating or groping?

Yeah, well, I forgot that I had threatened to, and you reminded me just in time for me to see your responce...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:29 pm

It's been a while...not since I screwed up with Lina I do believe.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:30 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]And you think that will last

I don't have the right qualifications for a place like this

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Well... I think some of the original inhabitants are still receiving electroshock therapy somewhere. And SYM's present population strikes me as slightly more sedate.

Of course you don't... *cough*

:mischief:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:32 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Does this mean no stripping, gyrating or groping?

Yeah, well, I forgot that I had threatened to, and you reminded me just in time for me to see your responce...

[/QUOTE]

It depends on who is doing the stripping, gyrating and groping.
Bear in mind, however, that I will be safely behind the bar attending to drinks and food

@Mag,
Would you like a drink? Or would you rather have the keys to your cell?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:33 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well... I think some of the original inhabitants are still receiving electroshock therapy somewhere. And SYM's present population strikes me as slightly more sedate.

Of course you don't... *cough*

:mischief:[/QUOTE]

Considering the other spam thread tonight involves testicles being run with current, the first sentence disturbes me greatly.

*goes off to find an empty cell*

Mmm... is this bar by any chance open and above me? Or is the bar a little recessed?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:33 pm

You people forgot my jacket...DRINK! Lots...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:34 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Considering the other spam thread tonight involves testicles being run with current, the first sentence disturbes me greatly. [/QUOTE]

Just coincidence, I assure you!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:36 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You people forgot my jacket...DRINK! Lots...[/QUOTE]

*hands Mag his special new jacket, and a large tray of assorted drinks*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:37 pm

Thanks, should keep my hands from causing trouble. The girl always said my mouth and my hands caused too much trouble.

Question is, how to drink with this particular jacket?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:55 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Question is, how to drink with this particular jacket?

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*hands Mag a straw*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:00 pm

*grins* I can get loaded and tip over and not get up. Woot!