101 Reasons why it's nice to not have an "appendage" (no spam)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:54 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]36 - Girls have no problem with appendage being caugth in the zippers of their jeans.[/QUOTE]

*shudders* Owwie...flashbacks.

@ TM, That...is awesome. :laugh: I don't know what I'd do if my beloved grandma was in that situation with me. I mean, I'm me, but she's grandma!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:58 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's classic!

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I felt so wrong for laughing, though - I mean, like Mag said, it's almost too much to pass up, but...this is your grandmother! I would've thought she'dve got the gist of them all, though, having had six kids and whatnot

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:59 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Lui, someone already posted that one. But that doesn't make it less harmful.

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Sorry. I just remembered about a scar I have...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:02 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Sorry. I just remembered about a scar I have...[/QUOTE]

I remember my brother had that happen when he was about 4 years old. Ran out of the bathroom at the grocery store, screaming, my mom had to fix it. Oh, it wasn't pretty.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:03 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]I felt so wrong for laughing, though - I mean, like Mag said, it's almost too much to pass up, but...this is your grandmother! I would've thought she'dve got the gist of them all, though, having had six kids and whatnot

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I know exactly what you mean....

Once my mother, who learned her English in the UK, yelled over to me to me at top volume (I was 17) while in a drugstore...

"Do you need any rubbers?"

She was talking about erasers...

Unfortunately a couple of people I knew from school were in the same aisle

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:08 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I know exactly what you mean....

Once my mother, who learned her English in the UK, yelled over to me to me at top volume (I was 17) while in a drugstore...

"Do you need any rubbers?"

She was talking about erasers...

Unfortunately a couple of people I knew from school were in the same aisle

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LMAO! Oh my :speech: - what your classmates must have assumed, if your mom was so privy to your personal life that she'd ask if you needed some condoms...and least she didn't make a reference to "spotted ****" in the same sentence!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:09 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I know exactly what you mean....

Once my mother, who learned her English in the UK, yelled over to me to me at top volume (I was 17) while in a drugstore...

"Do you need any rubbers?"

She was talking about erasers...

Unfortunately a couple of people I knew from school were in the same aisle

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:laugh: Not as bad as my fathers freudian slips at school, but vastly amusing.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:10 pm

37. woman dont have to worry about hitting 40 and having a doctor....who has thick fingers...insert them...in where the sun dont shine....to see if everything works......and then have smoke

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:12 pm

[QUOTE=slade]37. woman dont have to worry about hitting 40 and having a doctor....who has thick fingers...insert them...in where the sun dont shine....to see if everything works......and then have smoke

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That's it, I need to do a thread about the bonuses of being a guy, there's a flip side to that one!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:12 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]LMAO! Oh my :speech: - what your classmates must have assumed, if your mom was so privy to your personal life that she'd ask if you needed some condoms...and least she didn't make a reference to "spotted ****" in the same sentence![/QUOTE]

ROFL! Yeah.. I've always laughed at the name "spotted ****" :laugh:

Needless to say... I had trouble living that one down until my time ended there. Thank God it was grade 12 when the incident occurred

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:13 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]That's it, I need to do a thread about the bonuses of being a guy, there's a flip side to that one![/QUOTE]

#1 - Never having to fear about the hygiene of toilet seats when you need to urinate in a public place.

Hey, at least you had a "reputation" to go out on, DW!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:15 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Hey, at least you had a "reputation" to go out on, DW![/QUOTE]

What's that? It's better to have a 'colourful' reputation than none at all?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:18 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I know exactly what you mean....

Once my mother, who learned her English in the UK, yelled over to me to me at top volume (I was 17) while in a drugstore...

"Do you need any rubbers?"

She was talking about erasers...

Unfortunately a couple of people I knew from school were in the same aisle

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ROFLMAO! Now we're on candid rumor mill. Rubbers and grannies finding "penile enhancement" emails. What next?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:19 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]What's that? It's better to have a 'colourful' reputation than none at all?

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Says the Twisted Sister!!! Life's too short to make a play for universal popularity, anyhow

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:22 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Says the Twisted Sister!!! Life's too short to make a play for universal popularity, anyhow

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*laughs* Well every so often I try for um...less notoriety...

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:23 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*laughs* Well every so often I try for um...less notoriety...

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Wait, has DW gone soft on us?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:24 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Wait, has DW gone soft on us?[/QUOTE]

To be banned, or not to be banned, that is the question i must ponder before I reply

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:25 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]To be banned, or not to be banned, that is the question i must ponder before I reply[/QUOTE]

*sighs* It's a continual question I deal with friend.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:27 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Wait, has DW gone soft on us?[/QUOTE]
I never knew she.......wait is this why we're hesitating to reply

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:28 pm

We can only dream, eh?