101 Reasons why it's nice to not have an "appendage" (no spam)

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:45 pm

I just meant that at least women can show those off and dress them up, but men can't show theirs off. Honest.

42.) Without an appendage, you might be more capable of getting out of a speeding ticket.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:46 pm

I'm a personality guy too, but for the past... oh... four years I haven't really gotten to know anyone knew. I'm very focused when it comes to amusing myself. And no, that wasn't a masturbatory comment. When I go out to bars or whatever, I make my own fun.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:53 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I just meant that at least women can show those off and dress them up, but men can't show theirs off. Honest.

42.) Without an appendage, you might be more capable of getting out of a speeding ticket.[/QUOTE]

Haha...so true. A girl was on her roof, naked, and sunbathing today. Caught my eye...don't ask why I noticed the girl on the roof, it's just...she was naked, naked is just one of things that catches your attention! No way in hell a male will call 911 and tell the police to come and arrest that young lady for being naked, nor is it likely an officer will do so of their own volition. Now, I was to lay out naked on my roof, you'd better believe someone would call the police and accuse me of trying to frighten people.

I don't go after women often at all. It is very, very rare I go out of my way to do so. No, I let them come to me instead. Hence, I go out to have fun. I amuse myself, even if others are targeted to provide amusement on occasion.

And yeah....I was in the car with Rachel when she got out of a speeding ticket. Going 90...to reach the liqour store before it closed. Sirens go off, she adjusts her shirt, and when the ociffer gets there, suddenly, he's all friendly and she gets a warning.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:12 am

43: Being kicked in the crotch doesn't leave you totally incapacitated if you're a woman.

As an aside @Magrus, do you not find the whole personality thing irritating, inasmuch as sometimes some of those casual encounters could be, shall we say, fun but you know they just aren't going to happen?
I do...

Damn 'sensitive' side...

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:21 am

44.) It's nice not having an appendage, so that when you're with your partner, you don't have to be asked, "Is it in?"

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:28 am

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]44.) It's nice not having an appendage, so that when you're with your partner, you don't have to be asked, "Is it in?"[/QUOTE]

I dont ask. I check that out

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:48 am

[QUOTE=Mr Spanky]43: Being kicked in the crotch doesn't leave you totally incapacitated if you're a woman.

As an aside @Magrus, do you not find the whole personality thing irritating, inasmuch as sometimes some of those casual encounters could be, shall we say, fun but you know they just aren't going to happen?
I do...

Damn 'sensitive' side...

[/QUOTE]

It still hurts them though.

Yeah, it is frustrating at times. I can only recall 2 women I've had spontaneous relations with that I didn't know very well before hand. It's just...not in my makeup to go out and have a one night stand and let it be. I want to know the person, and that takes time.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:05 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]29 - women need not to worry about shape or orientation of the appendage itself

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Untrue, quite a lot of women hae worries about the external parts of their..."container".

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:18 am

45. Women don't hae to worry about "risings" down there while reading this thread. :laugh:
46. Women don't hae to worry so much about large scars down there...

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:21 am

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I just meant that at least women can show those off and dress them up, but men can't show theirs off. Honest.

42.) Without an appendage, you might be more capable of getting out of a speeding ticket.[/QUOTE]

I disagree, I'd say that would be "If you looked like a girl and had a unisex name" instead of "without an appendage."

EDIT: Ah, I do apologise about the multi-posting. Hope it's not too much trouble.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:19 pm

47. You can wear a tight jeans to show off your butt, without compromising your chances of parenthood.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:36 pm

48. You can use a toilet while aroused.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:45 am

*nods* 48 there is a real perk in my book. It's frustrating having to go and not being able to!

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:40 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* 48 there is a real perk in my book. It's frustrating having to go and not being able to![/QUOTE]
Or worse, REALLY having to go, and trying to have a rational conversation with it, asking it to take a 5-minute break so you can do your other business.

Aztaroth · Post by **Aztaroth** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:12 am

[QUOTE=Darzog]Or worse, REALLY having to go, and trying to have a rational conversation with it, asking it to take a 5-minute break so you can do your other business.[/QUOTE]
Aye, that gets horribly frustrating

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:19 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* 48 there is a real perk in my book. It's frustrating having to go and not being able to![/QUOTE]
Another one is when you have to go after getting off. It burns, not pleasant. That's reason 49.

49.) Lack of burning when going to the bathroom after sex.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:20 am

50. People don't accuse you of being a child molester/people trust you to look after their children.
EDIT: 51. If you are ery disturbed and desperate, you can get a pet to pleasure you.

I remembered someone telling me about how women get it on with these horses that can't jizz in Mexico. o_o

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:13 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Another one is when you have to go after getting off. It burns, not pleasant. That's reason 49.

49.) Lack of burning when going to the bathroom after sex.[/QUOTE]

It so does.

I hate that!

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:22 pm

What an informative thread this is turning into!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:29 pm

[QUOTE=shana]What an informative thread this is turning into!![/QUOTE]

Would you like some more dear?