In a similar situation? You're welcome to join me at the dining room table. Some things you should know first:
Cheerfulness will not be tolerated. One happy peep out of you, and I'll press the red button on my chair labeled "Say Hello to Bunny." For those who don't know, Bunny is a 1200 pound crocodilian who inhabits the murky pit beneath my house. Every trap door leads to Bunny...and I have lots of trap doors in my house. :mischief:
There's a bowl of aspirin at the table. Have a headache? Take as many as your stomach can handle. In my case, aspirin is a big part of my breakfast in the mornings these days. Bloody allergies...
Do not prepare food of any kind. That will earn a trip to meet Bunny. I'm drinking coffee, feeling grumpy, and have a headache. Breakfast is coffee and aspirin. That's it. Bah.
Hung over? This is the place to be. Shoot, I could qualify as being hung over, except I only drink alcoholic beverages on rare occasions. So, the hung-over are welcome. The bathroom is to the right of the kitchen table.
Witty sayings are welcome, as long as they don't violate the cheerfulness rule. If I detect any cheeriness, you're going to do the backstroke with Bunny.
Okay. There are more ground rules, but I prefer to let those be known later on...preferably as someone violates one of them.