The evils of...SOY! (spam on subject)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:52 pm

Chimaera182 wrote:Well, okay, that's not exactly funny, so much as it exposes how stupid people can be. Which would be the funny part.

That part is why I drink. I figure, that way, I can slowly consume alcohol until I feel on-par with the rest of the stupid people.

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:51 pm

So if you are allergic to soy, you're a homophobe?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:09 pm

Nope, apparently it means you're allergic to females. *shudders* I think I'd kill myself. I adore women. They're like adult candy for me.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:09 pm

Tricky wrote:So if you are allergic to soy, you're a homophobe?

well, seeing how youd be allergic to estrogen, that would be saying that you are scared of chicks, not homosexuals since the chicks are even more overloaded with estrogen(hopefully...) than homosexuals

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:24 pm

Heh.

Gah, there are so many wrongs in that article. I wish the guy hadn't put his picture on top of his journal though. Now I can't forget him.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:50 pm

Several posts have been removed. Kindly note that this topic is meant for spamming on subject. If you spam off-topic in the future, guys, I'll stuff soy down your bras.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:24 pm

fable wrote:Several posts have been removed. Kindly note that this topic is meant for spamming on subject. If you spam off-topic in the future, guys, I'll stuff soy down your bras.

but...i havent eaten enough soy to need a bra yet...lol

is the estrogen naturally in the soy? or did it get accidently put in during manufacturing of it?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:24 pm

It's the contention of the luna...person who wrote the article that the estrogen is part of the soy. Didn't you read the blog?

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:54 am

i must have missed that, or forget it, i did read it a few days ago, but ive been doing a rough draft of a 3 page essay due yesterday in my head for the last while lol, so theres no room for memory

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:36 am

But you need to keep important things like that blog on the feminization of humanity due to soy in your head! After all, everything you read on the Web is truthful and well-researched, and this blog clearly offers exciting, verifiable facts. Do you want to go to sleep as Sean the Owner and wake up as Shawna the Owner?

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:36 pm

fable wrote:Several posts have been removed. Kindly note that this topic is meant for spamming on subject. If you spam off-topic in the future, guys, I'll stuff soy down your bras.

You *removed* my ultra-important spam post?!?! I think I'm going to throw a fit and whack you with my purse... I mean handbag... I mean, oh never mind. You don't understand me anyway! On second thought, scratch all that, it's just the stereotypical soy talking.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:30 pm

Silur wrote:You *removed* my ultra-important spam post?!?! I think I'm going to throw a fit and whack you with my purse... I mean handbag... I mean, oh never mind. You don't understand me anyway! On second thought, scratch all that, it's just the stereotypical soy talking.

Well, if you can carry around a purse while setting up networks, all I can say is You Go, Girl.

Does anybody find it significant that soy was introduced to the West from Japan? And that the Japanese have frequently expressed plans of running, oh, I don't know, an empire? Perhaps getting all us red-blooded masculine types into dresses and weeping over Lifetime movies is part of a plot!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:45 pm

fable wrote:Does anybody find it significant that soy was introduced to the West from Japan? And that the Japanese have frequently expressed plans of running, oh, I don't know, an empire? Perhaps getting all us red-blooded masculine types into dresses and weeping over Lifetime movies is part of a plot!

I feel your 'over thinking' the issue here Fable. Mentioning a plot and a Lifetime movie in the same sentence was my first clue. Why not have nice warm drink of soy milk, get in touch with your feminine side and call me in the morning Fabl'wina. - Curdis !

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm

Curdis wrote:I feel your 'over thinking' the issue here Fable. Mentioning a plot and a Lifetime movie in the same sentence was my first clue. Why not have nice warm drink of soy milk, get in touch with your feminine side and call me in the morning Fabl'wina. - Curdis !

See? A spy! First, he wants me to have a soy drink, next thing, he'll expect to see me in Gucci heels, and reading romance novels by Joanna Lindsay! I HATE Johanna Lindsay's novels! Clearly, Japan, Johanna, soy manufacturers and Curdis are joined in an unholy cabal!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:58 pm

As you well know my only connection with Japan was having watched "The First Samuari" on your recommendation! What happens between me and 'Johanna' is a completely private thing.

Your suspicions about the Soy manufacturers are however entirely correct. Muhahahahahahaha! Not satisfied with being humiliated by Weasle I have commenced an operation that will see us all join 'The Goddesss' and once all of the weak minded primates are gendered correctly. We shall save the world by never shaving!

Hahahahahahhaha. It was obvious for so long! Take the B out of BOY and you have OY, simply add in the S and you have SOY! Muhahahahahaha. We even had it all published in Nature but those CORN devils had it all expungended at the newstand! Die CORN CABAL! HAhahahahah!!!!!- Curdis !

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:36 am

Curdis wrote:As you well know my only connection with Japan was having watched "The First Samuari" on your recommendation!

Impossible. I'd never even heard of the film until you brought it up. You are apparently thinking about another Fable, another samurai, or anther Curdis.

What happens between me and 'Johanna' is a completely private thing.[/quiote]

And gods permitting, it will always stay that way.

Your suspicions about the Soy manufacturers are however entirely correct. Muhahahahahahaha! Not satisfied with being humiliated by Weasle I have commenced an operation that will see us all join 'The Goddesss' and once all of the weak minded primates are gendered correctly. We shall save the world by never shaving!
At least your mechanations are now revealed for all to see, in true, horrifically written arch-villian style. Were you going to drop soy in our water supplies, next? Replace salt shakers with soy shakers? Worst of all, put soy around the edge of tequilla glasses?

Hahahahahahhaha. It was obvious for so long! Take the B out of BOY and you have OY, simply add in the S and you have SOY! Muhahahahahaha. We even had it all published in Nature but those CORN devils had it all expungended at the newstand! Die CORN CABAL! HAhahahahah!!!!!- Curdis !

You ever thought of working for Fox News?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:49 pm

fable wrote:You ever thought of working for Fox News?

You didn't know?

Impossible. I'd never even heard of the film until you brought it up. You are apparently thinking about another Fable, another samurai, or anther Curdis !.

Ever thought of working for the shrub administration? I could hyperlink but you mentioned that Renée Zellweger was in it and that caused me to reassess my opinion of its artistic merit to point that I actually watched it *shudder*. Not only did it suck & blow Renée Zellweger wasn't in it anyway!

At least your mechanations are now revealed for all to see, in true, horrifically written arch-villian style. Were you going to drop soy in our water supplies, next? Replace salt shakers with soy shakers? Worst of all, put soy around the edge of tequilla glasses?

Unfortunately that inbformation is not available at your current security classification. - Curdis !
P.S. Muhahahahahahahahaha

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:57 pm

Curdis wrote:You didn't know?

That explains the fact that you keep uttering the name of Rupert Murdoch backwards while sacrificing virginal text on this site.

Ever thought of working for the shrub administration? I could hyperlink...

Sir, have a care. The last person to suggest I work for Dubya's kingdom ended up as a sentient soybean. I don't wish to be threatening, but with language like that, you leave me little alternative.

Unfortunately that inbformation is not available at your current security classification. - Curdis !
P.S. Muhahahahahahahahaha

Good laugh, that!

And I can get any information I want by going to the Akashic Records, or better still, its parent, the US National Security Agency.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:38 pm

[QUOTE=fable]That explains the fact that you keep uttering the name of Rupert Murdoch backwards while sacrificing virginal text on this site.[/quote]What can I say? It's an Australian cultural practice.

[QUOTE=fable]Sir, have a care. The last person to suggest I work for Dubya's kingdom ended up as a sentient soybean. I don't wish to be threatening, but with language like that, you leave me little alternative.[/quote]Muhahahahahaha! ->Madam<- that was just to get you to push harder on your keyboard, in which the CABAL(tm) have recently replaced all the keys with labelled soybeans! Girl power! Muhahahahahaha

[QUOTE=fable]Good laugh, that!

And I can get any information I want by going to the Akashic Records, or better still, its parent, the US National Security Agency.[/QUOTE]Try the book of Thoth or failing that the CIA website. And now that we have drifted to the very edge of the S-word dimension I must make my triumpant escape. Hey! Why am I buldging at the front top like this? - Curdis !