Please Read!!

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:02 pm

get over here, boy, so i can stomp a mudhole in ya

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:05 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Are you saying he is more dangerous than yourself? <suspicious look>

Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:06 pm

Yes Craig has alot of fun with his balls.

Yo momma pulls out your balls.

Yo momma.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:07 pm

Not to mention cooking recipes.

Flowers Minerva.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:07 pm

which one?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:12 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid

But you admitted you didn't fully honest with us. So how can I trust you?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:17 pm

I am worried you all are not taking this seriously. Following are the Federal Charges filed against Darkpoet:
- Crossing state lines with gerbils in his pockets.
- Trafficking in contraband opium poppies.
- Sodomizing domestic livestock.
- Sodomizing non-domesticated livestock.
- Sodomizing himself with a Maglight in the gift isle of Sears.
- Fornicating with produce.
- Molesting Barbie dolls.
- Operating an illegal internet site specializing in kitten porn.
- Irritating Waverly with another transparent ‘goodbye forever’ prank

@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:22 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I am worried you all are not taking this seriously...

@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception.

I cannot believe you, I'm afraid. You betrayed my trust.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:22 pm

Those are all lies except for the last one.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:25 pm

DP: Those are just the Federal charges. The states have some interesting accusations of their own...

Minerva: I was so far undercover even I was not told.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:28 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Minerva: I was so far undercover even I was not told.

Whatever you say, I don't believe you.

<In tears>
I... I thought yyyou weerree mmmyy ffrienndd... <broke down>

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:28 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
DP: Those are just the Federal charges. The states have some interesting accusations of their own...

Minerva: I was so far undercover even I was not told.

Yeah you were so undercover, your head was up something.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:30 pm

Good going Waverly. Now you made her cry. Nice, nice job. Make the lady cry. What did she ever do to you?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:39 pm

I find it interesting that rather than be appalled at Darkpurposes crimes, Minerva is more concerned that I had to go undercover to track him.

Perhaps this is Stockholm syndrome at work, or just maybe she is Bonnie to his Clyde

edit: of course I am, Minerva

[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:41 pm

Maybe you didn't do enough investagating.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I find it interesting that rather than be appalled at Darkpurposes crimes, Minerva is more concerned that I had to go undercover to track him.

Perhaps this is Stockholm syndrome at work, or just maybe she is Bonnie to his Clyde

edit: of course I am, Minerva

[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

<Cries even harder>
Yyoouu eevvven dddoubt I II am a pppparrt of of tthhhee cccrriimme...

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:58 pm

ill b your friend minerva

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:59 pm

Don't worry Minerva, I'll take good care of you.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 2:05 pm

Thank you both anyway...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 2:09 pm

Minevra ill be your friend no mater what!!!