Help Buck buy Neverland! (spam on subject)

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:56 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:True, but we'd end up legends either way.

Pity that you can't enjoy it while you're either in jail or six feet under.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:32 pm

Yes! Prison BFF!

It's not like Wacko Jacko can afford bullets for his security forces anway...who's gonna stop us, Bubbles the chimp?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:43 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:It's not like Wacko Jacko can afford bullets for his security forces anway...who's gonna stop us, Bubbles the chimp?

The police, SWAT, National Guard or the Army.

Really. Try to plan ahead before doing something.

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:03 am

DesR85 wrote:The police, SWAT, National Guard or the Army. Really. Try to plan ahead before doing something.

No they wont they won't see us I planned it all we will dig tunnels underneath Neverland and burst out near the ferris wheel all using plasic KFC spoons that you get wiht your potato and gravy.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:43 am

Mason wrote:No they wont they won't see us I planned it all we will dig tunnels underneath Neverland and burst out near the ferris wheel all using plasic KFC spoons that you get wiht your potato and gravy.

Then, we'll be easy pickings for the guards, because even if they are not armed with guns, they have batons hard enough to crack a skull and no plastic fork can stop that. If that isn't bad enough, they're armed with pepper sprays as well. A real pain in the neck.

P.S. Hello and welcome to the forums, Mason.

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:44 am

DesR85 wrote:Then, we'll be easy pickings for the guards, because even if they are not armed with guns, they have batons hard enough to crack a skull and no plastic fork can stop that. If that isn't bad enough, they're armed with pepper sprays as well. A real pain in the neck.

P.S. Hello and welcome to the forums, Mason.

Hey Des thank you, But i figured it all out the guards will be out of the picture I called in a favour and they have been replace with my commrades. Sadly they won't be able to let us in it looks to suss. But I assure you that they will help us if they ever want their children and women back! :mischief:

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:20 am

I ate pepper spray (on toast) for breakfast once...it was quite tasty.

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:47 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:I ate pepper spray (on toast) for breakfast once...it was quite tasty.

That was quite off topic

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:53 am

Not really.
Pepper spray was raised as a possible hindrance to our spam...ahem, plans to take over Neverland now that it's no longer for sale yada yada yada, I pointed out it's not that bad (would hate to get it in my eyes though). It was a follow-on from the 'natural' evolution of the topic.

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:29 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:Not really.
Pepper spray was raised as a possible hindrance to our spam...ahem, plans to take over Neverland now that it's no longer for sale yada yada yada, I pointed out it's not that bad (would hate to get it in my eyes though). It was a follow-on from the 'natural' evolution of the topic.

NEVER CORRECT ME! (gives the stink eye)

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:47 pm

@Des: You among people, should be happy when tag words like "storm" and "force" are used.

@Odie: Sounds like a plan. Does the RT have anything to do with the mission?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:49 am

Maharlika wrote:@Des: You among people, should be happy when tag words like "storm" and "force" are used.

I wouldn't mind if they storm an enemy base, but not a theme park. It's a logistical nightmare. Big area and lots of people. Hard to manage, if you ask me, especially when you don't have a lot of manpower.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:04 am

We need a replacement bar monkey...

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:52 am

So how about it? C'mon I only need a team of 5 suicide monkeys and maybe one clown. I like clowns.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:15 am

Mason wrote:So how about it? C'mon I only need a team of 5 suicide monkeys and maybe one clown. I like clowns.

Umm....you're going to strap explosives on the monkeys?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:31 am

DesR85 wrote:Umm....you're going to strap explosives on the monkeys?

That doesn't sound good...
How about strap explosives to the clown instead, and lets use monkeys as distraction?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:07 pm

Kipi wrote:That doesn't sound good...
How about strap explosives to the clown instead, and lets use monkeys as distraction?

Probably Mason wanted all of them to attract as many people as they can, and when the right time comes, let off all the explosives on the monkeys? Must be for maximum effect.