IMO, Jan Jansen is the winner. His dialogue has the goofiest cast of characters - such as Golodon the Unmanned - and by far the most insulting diatribe I've seen yet, "Ano the dung orc." I spent a good deal of time laughing at his stuff. I like him just for that.
Minsc is sufficiently loopy for me, and I like some of the things he says as well. He may not be the winner, but I thought I'd mention him anyway.
What's your opinion?
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Yeah, the Spectator makes me smile as well. I wouldn't dream of attacking him. I wonder if you can actually kill him in SoA, and if you do, does he reappear in ToB?
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Yes the spectator beholder is in the shaguin city, he is guarding the tooth and u have to kill him to get it.He reapears in tob, in sendais enclave and is the one that encourages u to fight the captain.but u can't fight him them.
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Jan Jansen has the funniest dialogs in the game, IMO. Sometimes it pays to let your party members get killed, to get gems like these when raising them - highlight for spoiler:
Jan: Greetings, everyone. Sorry, no gifts or souvenirs this time but I'll keep you all in mind the next time I'm gone. Oh, Keldorn: the gods say 'hi' and that you should wash your underwear more thoroughly. Everyone ready? Let's go adventuring...
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What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
Yes the spectator beholder is in the shaguin city, he is guarding the tooth and u have to kill him to get it.He reapears in tob, in sendais enclave and is the one that encourages u to fight the captain.but u can't fight him them.
You don't have to kill him. If you have sufficient WIS you can convince him to let you take a look. When he finds out what he's guarding he leaves.
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A funny one is it ToB if u have both imoen and sarevock and it goes something like
imoen-sarevock what is it like to die?
sarevock-u don't no?i would have thought Legolas(me) had a discount at the temple of helm to raise u.
Another ToB is in Abizigals Lair, when u send those adventurers to get the item.They are a barbarian, an elven mage and a dwrven thief, and they are mad funny.At the end they comeback and want to attack u and u turn to slayer and slaughter them, but the crazy mage reloads.it was funny, but i didit along time ago and forgot.make sure u un-petrify them!
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The entire pantaloons thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Neverwinter Nights will have it's own quirks, like BG has. I would miss it if it didn't. It's part of what makes the BG series the finest games ever produced, IMO. There's good ones out there, but none with their depth.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Wow, I never expeienced that one before and I've had both Anomen and Imoen in my party three times! Looks like I'll have to do some tinkering with the Global Variables to pull that one out of the box.
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
Oh my. I will rush to the Copper Coronet immediately and pick up Korgan. Pronto.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
The Korgan Nalia one is pretty good to. He talks about his reputation amongst the dwarven ladies and tells Nalia if she was short and bearded she would understand.
