BioWare's Favorite Dragon Age II Dialogue

Dragon Age II lead designer Mike Laidlaw and writers David Gaider, Mary Kirby, Luke Kristjanson, Sheryl Chee, and Jennifer Hepler all chime in with their favorite dialogue quotes from the action RPG sequel in a new two-page feature on IGN. A couple of examples:
Varric: I think that statue over there is a statement of modern life. Possible the statement is 'well, shit...'

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Alistair: Just a stupid club, that's what it is. Everyone hanging around, talking about their taint.
Remember when BioWare treated us to $4 worth of April Fools' pranks exactly one year ago? Ha ha he hoo, did we all have a good laugh.