Top 10 Least-Played D&D Classes
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Dungeon Master: Clamping toward you on the roadway you see a noble Knight of the order of the Rose, astride his great white stead. He addresses your party --
Horsethief: Whoa, on a fully trained warhorse?
Dungeon Master: --uh, yes. The Knight says, "Where are ye bound, fair travellers?"
Wizard: I bow low. "Greetings, sirrah!"
Dungeon Master: The Knight brings his horse to a halt and salutes your par-
Horsethief: I pull him off the horse and take it! (rolls dice)
Dungeon Master: Uh -- okay, now he's PISSED.
Horsethief: Yeah, woop. Let's see how fast ol' had-a-horse can run in platemail. HYAH! MUSH! Go!
Wizard: What about the rest of us!?!?
Horsethief: Jack your own. I'm headed for ye olde choppe shoppe.