Fable II E3 Preview
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There's a health potion in the cabinet to the left, but that's not enough. I want more. I deserve more. So I venture upstairs, into the bedroom to find the good stuff.
Next to the bed are a pair of fancy gloves. There's an armoire in the corner, but I'm lazy; it's too far away. Instead I investigate the wardrobe across the bed and find a condom.
Yes, a condom. In this case, one that's made out of animal intestines and will protect against unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases, according to its description. This seems like a fitting payment, so I decide to pocket it.
Evil +5 immediately appears above my character's head, indicating that the choice wasn't all that righteous. I'm not too worried about the consequences. I can do whatever I want, this isn't my save game.
Considering the amount of female villagers I slapped on my way over to the residence, and the large number of guards I had to murder to avoid paying a fine for my behavior, that's probably a good thing.
It just wouldn't be a console RPG without condoms.