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by JesterKing
Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:34 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: D&D ban for prisons (no spam, please)
Replies: 10
Views: 1558

No no! They will engage the guards in a roleplaying campaign where the goal is to let the inmates escape. Or they will befriend them and lure them into a trap with a promise of new, exciting adventures.

To be fair, many inmates wouldn't be morally opposed to fudging the rolls on a female rogue to ...
by JesterKing
Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:45 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Coming of Age and Misplaced Priorities
Replies: 44
Views: 1770

Ah, well I can't say for certain that they are irresponsible as a rule in a blanket statement, only from my own experience. I've been in AP government, school elections, constitutional debate teams, and am active in real world politics too, as much as I can be, so I've been exposed to dozens of ...
by JesterKing
Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:36 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Douglas Adams
Replies: 27
Views: 1936

Ah this is tragic. I loved the humor. As per writing, no he wasn't revolutionary, or even particularly skilled in any area except irony and timing, but then he wasn't a writer, was he? He was a comedian, and a damned fine one at that in my opinion. I've always thought his works were more or less the ...
by JesterKing
Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:31 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Baggy Pants to be Outlawed in Atlanta?
Replies: 17
Views: 828

I can imagine this law going to effect in California... at, what was it, $500 a pop? this would generate more revenue than all of the war taxes in history combined. And as for banning it in schools, I doubt I'm the only one who appreciates the split second distraction during a mind-numbing history ...
by JesterKing
Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:21 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Coming of Age and Misplaced Priorities
Replies: 44
Views: 1770

And then we have America, where the drinking age is 21, and there are laws being passed raising the driving age to 18.

As someone who just came "of age" last week, I have given the age restrictions a good deal of thought - much of it negative. The best I can work out is that for voting is that in ...
by JesterKing
Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Succeeder Stronghold
Replies: 34041
Views: 650726

this wine is crap. i want some of what he is getting.
by JesterKing
Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:14 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Succeeder Stronghold
Replies: 34041
Views: 650726

wine stealing looby!? this alchohol is now state property. if you toll it, i will make that a capital crime.
*realizes he wont win this one and fishes for his wallet*
by JesterKing
Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:38 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Succeeder Stronghold
Replies: 34041
Views: 650726

your beers are now belonging to me

*Walks in carrying a tattered-once-blue-flag, and ignores everyone as he walks straight into Magrus's wine cellar, and promptly sticks his flag into a chair and claims the room for Planet Bob. He then procedes to grab an expensive bottle and sit down on the ...
by JesterKing
Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:12 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Random Facts
Replies: 47
Views: 2515

In england its illegal to be a drunk in posession of a cow.
Those poor farmers?
by JesterKing
Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Random Facts
Replies: 47
Views: 2515

A human with his/her mouth glued to a hose, and nostrils shut, can absorb approximately eight gallons of water before bursting.

The amount of gold dissolved in the oceans is nearly ten million tons, which is about 180 times the total amount of gold dug in mines in the entire history of humanity.
by JesterKing
Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:30 pm
Forum: General RPG Discussion
Topic: Need help, new RPGs.
Replies: 8
Views: 1118

Yeah, i would get Elder Scrolls III (morrowind, like they said), and get accustomed to the world before you invest in Oblivion (elder scrolls IV).

it meets all your requirements:
character developement is pretty outstanding

the dungeons are scattered all over the place, with hidden nooks and ...
by JesterKing
Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:33 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: How Do I??
Replies: 5
Views: 760

Go to the Wolverine Hall mage's guild and talk to the member who sells scrolls. THere is a chance that she will have "Scroll of the Windwalker". If you are lucky enough to be able to buy this, get as many as you can. its the best for levitating.
by JesterKing
Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:08 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Whats your favorite spell?
Replies: 15
Views: 1046

While not a completely practical spell, I have to go with disintigrate armor. When a few ordinators come at you screaming curses, and then are suddenly naked? Yeah, thats the best. Anything can kill a guy, but thats a personal favorite.
by JesterKing
Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Poll: XBox or PC
Replies: 3
Views: 570

PC all the way. I do like the xbox quite a bit, but as per graphics and load times, not to mention mods, PC pulls a first with me.
by JesterKing
Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:22 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Best/Funniest/Scariest thing thats happened to you while playing?
Replies: 82
Views: 8920

So there I was, level 50 something, and pretty much a god. I had thousands of gold, all the best items (and best looking for that matter), had pretty much beaten the game, and was feeling pretty full of myself. I had recently discovered alchemy, and so with my willpower and intellect of roughly 2 ...
by JesterKing
Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:15 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Who's the stupidest person you fought?
Replies: 25
Views: 2397

I seem to recall a certain naked barbarian who thought that, after i had saved his life roughly 2 dozen times, it would be a good idea to kill me for accidentally hurting him with a AoE spell. He took two swings at me with his fists, then ran away from me into a boulder (mind you, i hadnt hit him ...
by JesterKing
Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:09 pm
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Tamriel
Replies: 4
Views: 1010

Tamriel

Who here is a modder, or downloads lots of mods? (raise 1 hand)

Who here is a serious modder, or seriously downloads lots of mods? (raise 2 hands)

Who has heard of Tamriel Rebuilt? (raise both hands and spread out your fingers)

Who has heard of Tamriel Rebuilt and doesnt think its one of the most ...
by JesterKing
Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:11 am
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Dialogue MOD??
Replies: 4
Views: 792

nonono, the lgnpc is awesome. in fact if you download it, give me feedback on who you think the funniest people are... Less Generic NPC's are ubertight. They only affect the original npc's, so no conflict with added ones. Personally ald rhun was my favorite to do... but anyway, you want to download ...
by JesterKing
Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:03 am
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Morals
Replies: 25
Views: 2327

well i played a very nice fellow, until i accidentally picked up a wrong item when i was about level 50, and they started yelling at me. at that time i was a little bored with the game, having beaten it a few times and ran out of any challenge except to build monumental pillow structures (you should ...
by JesterKing
Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:51 am
Forum: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Topic: Free money if you can fight (vivec guard harvesting)
Replies: 8
Views: 1292

yeah the potion thing is always my personal favorite for cash. the ingrediants are pretty easy to find, jsut get a billion of them, and spam "create". soon you will have potions that boost intelligence thousands and thousands of points for hours, and that sell for tens of thousands of gold. plus ...