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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
@DF..>Santa applauds your culinary tastes. you show definate refinment that so many people here lack. However, you do poorly to mock Turkey. Still, santa has decided to be gracious and grant you a special gift. I had the order placed with the elves to construct you a vehicle ...

Nothing so focuses a man's mind as the thought of being hung first thing in the morning.
-- Dr. Samuel Johnson

Every man needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another drink.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to ...

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I just discovered this very entertaining site, which offers all kinds of seasonal fun and games

http://www.virtualchristmas.com/games/games.php[/QUOTE]

@DW: Games, huh? :mischief: Right. I forgot what *happens* around these parts.

[QUOTE=Patrick]I wish I was somebody ? (Also with the ability to really edit this post, I know I have potential)[/QUOTE]

Granted. But what are you now? :devil:

I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[QUOTE=Fiona]This is another game I have seen elsewhere and I thought you might like. It is based on the idea you should be careful what you wish for. The first person makes a wish; the second grants it but shows the downside; then the second person makes a wish of his/her own. For example

I wish I ...

[QUOTE=Demortis]interesting, as a wise man once said, "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"[/QUOTE]

Ah. A fine man.

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You're in luck. My neighbor just butchered a hog and had no use for it's heart. Start checking your mail early next week.[/QUOTE]


Hog heart. That's good eatin'. I'd spit roast it and serve it up with a mess a of sweet taters. Don't send Turkey. That's naughty, not nice.

I ...

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Does anyone have any further information on this? I just came across the piece and was mildly surprised. I mean, some of this does make sense, but how widespread (er..excuse the pun... :D ) is it?


Men bad for women's waistlines

A UK obesity expert has analysed why it is that ...

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Oh, boy, I hope this doesn't lead to the whip.
Did it work?

Oh, please, I must first plumb the depths of Scaydes perversion before I can go all out in one of her threads. [/QUOTE]


I wouldn't do that. You'll end up hogtied. I remember what happened to me.

Ah. Whips. How could I forget the goings on in the SYM insane asylum. The twisted sisters rule these parts. Keep things *tied down*.

Hope y'all are well. Dark will be re-opening the roadkill grill. :mischief:

Originally posted by James Mason
I've seen too much! I must close my virgin eyes!

@JM if you have virgin anything it would be rare commodity around here.

My god! This thread will be the end of innocence any SYMer still has......

Innocence? In this asylum? I'm under the impression this place was corrupt from day one. I knew there was a reason I liked it.

Happy Birthday, Yshania. A round on the house for our honoured friend. I hope BS cleared out the supply of Turkey!!

Re: Re: Re: L.i.a.r.

Originally posted by Weasel
A little birdie told me.....Sanctuary for the Depraved bar

Lurkers..

Little birdie? Did Tybaltus loan you a bird for the evening? What about the goats?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
the time has come. long have my Lurkers been at their labors, intercepting messages, doing observations, and generally being nosy.

Now, in this time when certain members seem to be not what they appear, be it an alter-ego or simply more twisted and sick than ...

Originally posted by dragon wench
You enjoy watching your own kite fly?

Or he just enjoys making them?

Originally posted by The Z
Don't forget "quickly"....that's a key

True, Z. Technique matters.

...I remember some people calling it "waxing the sword"

Yeah, well...makes it easier to get it in and out of the scabard smoothly.

Originally posted by Scayde
Well, I was a girl scout...

You're good at rubbing sticks?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Femme Fatale!!!

Originally posted by Scayde
Well.It is easy to be dedicated when yu have a real passion for what you do.

Such dedication. Long days and late nights under the sheets. Passionately dispensing patient care.