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You know what they say; two personalities are better than one.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Azeroth, okay.</STRONG>

Thank you for understanding Mr. Sleep.

What happend to vehemence? Azeroth and I thougth he was rather humorous.

Did you ever think that Azeroth and I may be friends? Here's the scoop, we know eachother, I found out about this site from Azeroth. We talk on an instant messanger thing once in a while so when I check out this forum he does too. You can believe what you want but what would be the use in having a 2 ...

The Bear and the Rabbit

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking
down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog
had never seen another animal in all his life.

By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have
for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop ...

You just spoke for everyone Vehemence. I will try and post some now and then. Don't be afraid to criticize them if you dont think they are funny. I don't want to make any enemies on this forum, so if some of these jokes offend you let me know and I wont post them anymore.

Would you guys enjoy some jokes once in a while? Let me know because I have a whole arsenal of them at my disposal.


<Warning> Some may contain content not suitable for younger viewers, or people named Weasel. [img]http://[IMG]http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/cwm/big/cry.gif[/img] [/IMG]

@Gwalchmai, Explain this multi personality thing. I'm afraid I missed the whole ordeal with Waverly.

Are you saying that people still dont do it doggy style? Why just last night I......

I know this topic has probably been done already but I'll post it anyway. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Personally I am attaracted to guys that ride Harley's. There is just something about them that.....well *ahem* you get the idea.

@Mr. Sleep, I'm pretty certain you guys wont hurt my virgin ears to much. If you read my post on the anatomy topic (its number 766) you might not think I'm such a good girl after all.

@Dragonwench. Don't worry about me, I have seen and heard it all. I think I can keep up with this crowd, at least for a little while.

Well Waverly, if you have a camera pointed at my bedroom window you should be seing the leashes and chains anytime now.


P.S. Maybe the jumper cables will make an entrance later too.

Sex: My name gives that away and yes fairly often.
Height: 5 ft 6 inches
Weight: 113 lbs
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde in a bottle
Other points of interest: I have a tatoo of a dragon on my left arm and I love to ride motorcycles especially Harley's

Well I didn't really want to think about it but with people like Aegis around who can help it.

While you're at it call the local hospital and see if we can get some gowns and mabye some of those recitation paddles too.

Who's bringing the jumper cables? I think that should be Thorins job.

Just a little perverse fun Thorin. Isn't that what most men like anyway?

But loner you were supposed to bring the chains.

I think the one about the three Japanese men may be reffering to some members of this forum.....