Shadowbane Account of the Beta
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A trio of scantily clad women came running by, armed with polearms, and began laying into the Grobolds. When I asked about their outfits, they told me that they’d sold their initial clothes to buy weapons! Without alternatives, they were forced to fight in their skivvies. I think they might have been German, but they still hailed me in English.
My favorite bit of dialogue:
Rilka (girl one): wanna group?
Beregund: very well.
Touril (girl two): You will join us or DIE.
Beregund: so it’s like that, is it?
Rilka: don’t’ mind her, she’s just grumpy we can’t buy armor.
Beregund: That would ruin my day.
Caveh (girl three): So Beregund, how do you like spending your afternoon with three half naked women?
Beregund: I can think of worse ways to spend my time.
Beregund: Just call me Charlie…
And that's exactly what it's like playing an MMORPG. ;)