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I'm a guy and I can multi-task perfectly well, sober and drunk, and as for having sex while drunk, that's not hard at all, (apart from the respective part of anatomy that requires to be) it's getting me to stop while drunk that's the hard part :-) The missus refuses to 'get jiggy' when I'm drunk as ...

Or you could do what I have done in the past and clinically detach yourself from it all, leading to people labeling you a heartless sod, and instead just get on with your life unfeeling towards anyone who isn't close family or a cat

Sniff my thong

[QUOTE=Lowkei]when the Nontheist gods awaken they shall send plagues of cakes and cookies to all that follow them. As the leader or this new cult i fell i should get first dibbs on choc-chip cookies. Now are there any others who will follow in the teachings of the Nontheist's.[/QUOTE]

Can I just ...

Macleod1701 is back!

So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trust in who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened my self this way
Life is ours lets do it our way
All these words I can't just say
And nothing else matters

oozae can't help being the way he is, you should see his right forearm, it's bulging with muscle from all the 'exercise' he gives it. His left is withered and pathetic. Really he's just like that horny little yappy dog that's always humping your leg.

If your only worried about his sexual energy try the following, withold sex from him for a few weeks, make up any excuse that sounds plausible but dress as provacatively as possible and look aroused a lot. The downside to this is that he may jump to the wrong conclusion and think your having an ...

I'm fairly indifferent towards philosophy and generally find it dull, however I wouldn't consider myself naive, and frequently recognise how absurd most of life is. Mostly it's probably just that I don't have the time to argue over things that don't really achieve anything in the end.

I met a guy I didn't like when in my first year of university, (many people I met I didn't like) who was southern and decided to take the piss out off my Northern/Scottish accent so I bust his nose......this was the first time i met him and I have a very short temper in general but in my defence ...

Ummm yeah ok, 'slowly backs out of the room'

humongous spam javellin

How come automated telephone systems regularly say, 'your call is important to us, please hold'?? If it was that important shouldn't they have more people to answer the calls immediately?! I feel unloved by these companies!

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]O.k,Why is it that Women usually have there "best friend" to check out someone who they just met?I[/QUOTE]

It's because most women are inherently insecure and need another persons advice. it just so happened that my womens best friend at the time we got together was also one of ...

Ah hells bells youngun I used to be a nervous wreck around girls then a wee bit into puberty my natural charm charisma and damn right sexiness showed through and I turned into a regular little casanova, cheating on girls, leading them on, generally being a male slut. Ah the good old days, not that I ...

I'm antisocial so i meet people hate them and that's it

My fathers computer seems to be riddled with spam and pop ups, it's probably not his fault as he only recently started learning how to use a pc but it is infuriating when you're trying to do anything and 5 different windows pop up with random useless crap on them. I also hate spam email, whenever I ...

Who cares! The poor guy was near the end for a long time. The church will never change and will continue to spout useless garbage no matter which idiot is in charge

Encase it in rubber and Godzilla could use it as a sex toy.

"Oh darling I want to be proposed to on top of that enormous *****"

well try it out for yourself and you'll see that I'm right